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A guy who roams college campuses looking for boats to have sex with. He reps the same muddy pants and stained white T 24/sev. He is likely to show up right when a restaurant is closing and try to jack all the bagged milk (fuel for a Boat Fucker)...
He gets extremely pissed off in the computer lab, especially if the boat site he normally cranks to doesn't load. On a side note, he also watches videos of boats (naturally) and shot-putters (due to the fact that he is involved in field (of track & field).
Keep a close eye on your underage Yamaha boat, or Boat Fucker will rip the fuck outta your rudders, not to mention will make your trolling motor deepthroat.
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When you take a bag of frito's and cut it open long ways. Add chilli on top with shredded cheese. Eat with fork right out of the bag.
Jake looked at me and said "that chilli would make a good Frito boat".
giving a blowjob while in a boat.
Preferably when the boat is moving.
"Jack totally gave Lisa Rainbows boat dome on the way out to sea."
When a person has a baby mama and a side hoe at the same time
Look at Michael double boating over there
When your phone vibrates on a hard surface, and sounds like a tiny boats horn over skype or a similar service.
*Phone Vibrates*
Person 1 : "What the fuck was that?"
Person 2 : "Tiny Boat."
A female(s) who hang out with dudes that have a boat. The girls you see during the summer, spring break and weekends at the island!
Damn bro, look at all those boat roaches.
I bet one of them will let us smash!
A fart that has the uncanny resemblance to the sound of someone starting a boat engine. It's a rapid-fire fart for sure, but it also sounds like it's surrounded by water (or some form of moisture).
*(Bluhblblblbluhbluh)*
"Yes! Is dad starting up the boat!?" -Fuller
"No I think it was just Buzz. He's been destroying pizza and Bud Light all day. Combine that with our broken air conditioner and that leather recliner he's been sitting in, and it makes the perfect concoction for some massive boat farts." -Kevin