muck yo shit

A term used to show off when you have the nuts in a poker game. After going all in and everyone calling/folding, immediately flip your cards, yell out "muck yo shit," and start collecting the chips.

This term can also be used in everyday life. If ever you need a catchy phrase, it is fair game to say, "Ayo, muck yo shit reggins..."

"Nice full house John. Wow Satyam you have a full house too! No way Mikey Mike. You have four-of-a-kind. Thats too bad cause I got the straight flush. Sorry boys....MUCK YO SHIT!!!!"

"That bitz told me she liked me, but I was all like MUCK YO SHIT"

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Futher Mucking Bon of a sitch

The first letters of "Mother fucking son of a bitch" switched around so that whoever says doesnt sound like theyre cussing.

*Guy 1 steals Guy 2's wallet and runs away*

Guy 2 : That Futher Mucking Bon of a sitch stole my wallet. Now i dont have my license or my credit cards

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Blow the Muck on her face

Irish for ejaculating your "load", which contains semen and sperm, all over a sluts face, and hopefully she will have the common decency to fuck off afterwards.
A common practice in Ireland usually without the slut fucking off as they want more muck.

" jasus would ya look at that whooer!" said a Fat ugly Irish man
" She deserves the muck" said his even fatter girlfriend
"BLow the Muck on her face" said the fat ugly Irish man with a grin on his face
" No thats my dinner" said the irish model (Fat woman)

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Fother Mucking- Bon of a Sitch

Noun:It meens a mother fucking- son of a bitch, but you do not say anything bad!

1)There is a FOther Mucking- Bon of a Sitch at school that keeps kicking my butt.

2) You Fother Mucking- Bon of a Stich!!

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Common As Muck... Fit As Fuck

When a woman is common, such traits as a 'chavvy' voice and rather common overall... however they are fit as fuck.

'That Jennifer Metcalfe from Hollyoaks is 'Common As Muck... Fit As Fuck'.'

Alesha Dixon falls into the category of, 'Common As Muck... Fit As Fuck'.

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Bluff Call Muck Suck

When a player mucks the winning hand after another player just bluff called first envision by a poker Pioner from Boston, MA named Brett.

Dennis: Check

Brett: ALL-IN

Dennis: CALL

Brett: you must have it MUCK

Dennis: Shows 3 high

Dennis to Brett: There goes brett with that ingenious Bluff Call Muck Suck again.

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Get Beat Muck

One says to another as a threat for bodily harm.

"Fa you" "You Get Beat Beat Beat Muck"

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