synonym to "whatever floats your boat" also meaning do whatever the fuck you want.
me: You wanna go do something later?
friend: Sure what do you wanna do?
me: Whatever Humps Your Camel.
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Phrase used instead of whatever floats your boat to describe that any course of action is acceptable with the person that says it. Goats are more bouyant than boats. Therefore the phrase is more flexible than boats. And better.
Person 1: I should... eat a pony. And a small child.
Person 2: Whatever floats your goat, man.
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Almost like 'whatever floats your boat', albeit different.
"I like to eat bananas at the noontime." said wingaling webster."whatever sizzles your bacon." said blueskin bernie.
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Synonym of "Whatever floats your boat".
friend: What do you feel like doing?
me: Anything dude, whatever rides your donkey.
Is used in a situation where someone does something that they know is had but they do it anyway
Steve: βIβm gonna pop this pimpleβ
Marco: βew that makes it worseβ
Steve: βidc Iβm doing it anywayβ
Marco: βwhatever bangs your nogginβ
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what stupid people say instead of whatever floats your boat
"whatever suits your boat"
"your stupid"
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In the same vein as 'whatever floats your boat'. This phrase is useful when talking back to bus drivers. It's the same thing as saying 'Whatever makes you happy', but this version is more sarcastic and rude.
Bus driver: I'm going to have to ask you to get off the bus. You are bothering the other passengers.
Milly: Whatever drives your bus, man.