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When you both have an agreement to get matching dwarf hamsters and she decides to get a used regular hamster because it "needs a home" despite already having had one thus leaving the dwarf hamster without ever having a home or anyone to love.
Dude: Did you hear? Jonas got totally Natalie Jeaned
Other Dude: For real? They were gonna have playdates and shit they were gonna be so cute and she did him like that?
First Dude: Yeah man it's a pretty hurtful thing to do to someone. Poor guy
Someone who used to be well up for it and now isnt...
"She used to be well up for it, now shes just a Borin' Jean".
(v.) After an erection, when a man pulls his jeans up and then gets his penis bent by the jeans, causing musch pain.
Woman: That was amazing.
Man: Yeah (goes to pull jeans up). Oh! Jean Snap, ouch!
Kevin: Arggh!
Mike: What?
Kevin: Jean Snap!
Jean Kirschtein from the anime Attack on Titan, he is known by Eren Jaeger calling him looking like a horse. 2014 is the year of the horse, Jean is a horse = Year of the jean
"Pst, hey Jean!"
"What?"
"Did you hear?"
"Huh?"
"It's the year of the jean"
Jeans so tight you have to paint them on with your Mullet.
Must be casual Friday. Jim’s rocking the MacGyver Jeans again.
When your jeans are loose and it folds upwards around the crotch area to make it look like you've got a gigantic boner (depending on how loose they are).
Today I wore these new ripped jeans , but they were loose so I walked around with a jean boner all day.