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John

a perfect name for a puppy !

( according to a tweet by Louis William Tomlinson )

Louis, look ! I got a puppy !!
- What did you name it ?
John of course ! :D

by strawberrykat April 30, 2021


John

A nice guy. He will always stick up for you when you're sad or happy! He's hardworking and has lots of friends. John has short black hair, in a cool way.

Guy 1: Wow John isn't even going to have a snack break??
Guy 2: Yup, that's John a very hardworking guy.

by Annoying Josh May 28, 2019


John

John is loving, caring, very family oriented, hilarious, just a tad bit jealous, and a fucking awesome boyfriend. He treats his girlfriend like a queen, will love her probably more than she loves him, he will be super affectionate, and always want lots of love. He needs constant reassurance, he’s very insecure on the inside, he might have a childhood trauma that caused it. John, he’s athletic, probably plays basketball, he lives to make people laugh. He’s a sweet guy, super generous and kind, he’s always willing to help someone out.

Girl: who’s that guy?

Other girl: i don’t know but he’s so cute and he seems really nice

Me: that’s my boyfriend, John *proud*

Both girls: woahhhh you’re so lucky

by JuliusfromArea51 September 25, 2019


John

But of a twat innit

Mate that John over that is a bit of a twat innit

by John Lenon2234 February 11, 2018


John

A pussy bitch who needs to shave

shave your fucking face dumbass john

by renasty September 23, 2018


John

Another word for penis

The boy i had sex with last night has a tiny john

by Uncle babatubde February 06, 2020


John

John is a guy with a very big dick. Normally around 38-40 cm

John has a really big dick

by IsayTheNwordWithoutPass November 05, 2019