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Justice that is dished out that may seem overly harsh and and not as equally fair but at the end of the day was probably required.
Purple Justice!
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The name given to a man made, man produced beverage deployed using the unzip method. Usually described as a 'stiff' drink due to the major component involved in production.
Justice Juice is given to those whom need to be put back in their place or simply to demonstrate the pecking order in the boardroom.
Justice Juice is always served best lukewarn, straight up with a twist.
Craig: "So, what happened next?"
Paul: "I couldn't take it anymore, so I unzipped and gave the guy a dose of Justice Juice."
Craig: "Did it work?"
Paul: "Well, he authorised that business trip to a ski resort.."
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Used as a defense when someone calls you a pedophile for liking "underage" anime girls, or loli. Can also be used when arguing about what breast size is best, uncommon though.
Person 1: Dude she looks like she's 12
Person 2: Flat is justice
Person 1: What
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The penis becoming extremely hard at the sight of justice being dealt. While defendants found guilty result in a semi justice boner, life-sentences can increase the vitality and strength of the boner.
Judge: The defendant has been found guilty, and is sentenced to life in prison.
Random person: "YESSSS"
Random person 2: Why do you have a stick poking out of your pants?
Random person: That's my justice boner.
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THE MOST FRICKEN ADORABLE LITTLE DEFENSE ATTORNEY EVER! His hair is amazing, and he's awesome. He is a bit aggressive though. Probably gay. Yes, he's probably gay for Klavier Gavin. Klavier Gavin gave him the nickname of Herr Forehead, which means Mr. Forehead, mocking is overly large head. His forehead isn't big, he's just smarter than you, Klavier. But he is definitely gay tho. Apollo is probably the one to be hitting someone during a trial. Klapollo is the best ship since Wrightworth. DO NOT SAY YOU SHIP HOBOPOLLO (Pheonix Wright x Apollo Justice). IF MAKES NO DAMN SENSE. I made a definition on Hobopollo if you wanna read it :)
Anyway, Apollo Justice always be like "I'M FFFFFIINNEEEEE"
He's also a dumbass most of the time.
Klavier: Herr Forehead, you look a little tense.. are you-
Apollo: I'M FINEEEEEE
Apollo Justice is also kind of weird
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The Stick of Justice is a broom handle with an attached dildo on the end used to thrust into enemy asses. The act of thrusting is called justice. To obtain a Stick of Justice you must climb the mountain of Purity and retrieve the golden dildo then you must travel to the far East Sea and find the Island of brooms and retrieve a broom. For assembly you can contact your local court.
I was using the Stick of Justice last night to put evil to justice.
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A Girl or A Bust Down who gives blowjobs daily at the same place and time with different people.
Man You see that girl rite there. She be Serving Justice in the Basement at School.
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