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Kelly Clarksoned

when a female celebrity actually looks healthy and does not look like a freaking skeleton, so everybody thinks she's fat

I can't believe Whitney from America's Next Top Model is considered plus sized. She's totally being Kelly Clarksoned.

by ilovekelly75 August 30, 2009

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Grace Kelly

A great actress, one of the best of the 20th Century. She was elegant, beautiful and acted admirably. She married young to Prince Rainiero of Monaco, which was a pity as she stopped doing movies. She won an Academy Award (aka Oscar) for her performance in "A Country Girl". One of her best movies is "To Catch a Thief", opposite Cary Grant. She was a favorite of one of the best directors of all times, Alfred Hitchcock. If you don't know her, I would buy/rent one of her movies. She's an icon.

Sadly, most of the young generation only know her name due to the song by Mika, but don't know what a great personality that name has behind.

You don't know Grace Kelly? Seriously....? Go watch "To Catch a Thief" or "Rear Window" like, now.

by fromnh February 24, 2010

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Ned Kelly

(1854-1880) Infamous Irish-Austrailian bushranger-cum-bank-robber who performed some of the most daring raids in history. He fought the establishment for a republic of Victoria. The last attack he made on the establishment was an attempt to derail a train carrying over 200 police officers. Throughout his time as an outlaw he had become a people's champion. He was a modern-day Robin Hood, and his popularity was such that he thought no-one would betray him.

After decades of great loyalty from the poor, he was betrayed on his greatest mission yet. The train stopped before it could be derailed, and police rushed to the hotel he was staying at. He and three other members of the "Kelly Gang" had made primitive body armour from plough metal. This did little to save his friends, who were shot in armour gaps, such as the crotch (ouch!).


Kelly waded to the forest where he was crossed by 34 armed police. He took them all on in a gunfight, and bullets pierced his armour 27 times. He eventually fell from a loss of blood, and was nursed back to health before his execution. On the scaffold he said "such is life", as the noose was tied.

He is best remembered for being an outlaw, a hardman and being the early pioneer of bullet-proof body armour.

Did anyone see that "reckless kelly" movie with yahoo serious?


yahoo serious?



yes, he's a...nevermind.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 23, 2004

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Kelly Clarkson

Winner of season one of American Idol, capturing the hearts of America. Very bubbly, very dorky but loveable personality. Powerful singing voice with performance charisma you don't see around in many pop stars.

Kelly Clarkson deserved to win American Idol.

by Kenneth December 7, 2003

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R. Kelly

When a male stands up and urinates on his underage partner after a sexual encounter.

When I was done with dat biotch I gave her an R. Kelly special and made her clean it up too.
I want to piss on you. Yes, I do.

by 50 cent crack dealer July 29, 2003

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Kelly Bundy

To have (sometimes essential) old knowledge driven out by trivial new knowledge.

Verb based on the Christina Applegate's character in the "Married with Children" sitcom, derived from episode 183 (also referred to by production code 0823) Season 8 ("Kelly knows Something").

Typically used by the speaker to explain why they forgot something they once obviously knew.

To Kelly Bundy, Kelly Bundied, Kelly Bundying.

I could have told you that yesterday, but I Kelly Bundied on it when I read today's report.

If you keep trying to shoveling this management nonsense down everyone's throat, sooner or later they'll start Kelly Bundying.

He totally Kelly Bundied on C++ when he learned Python.

by Frankenbike October 6, 2007

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kellie gregan

she's that girl that loves someone,knows he loves her but still wont do anything about! even though she is really loud but can be shy at the same time

"omg,she wont tell him,she's being such a kellie gregan

by KeLlIeLoVeSSiMoN June 28, 2011