The act of having diarrhea on your girls pussy while she is on her period then sticking your Shlong in it then peeing in it from the inside
Oh babe im so horny can you give me an Alaskan Lasagna
fellow mortal: "call me lasagna"
salt: "fellow mortal stop youre going to break her"
salt II: "have a nice extraction, Pink lasagna"
A duration of time that occurs in which a completely asinine and useless topic becomes so adversely discussed that the original point becomes moot. Like when a player in a tabletop group does something completely pointless and describes everything about that, the game master leaves the room in frustration
I can't believe we lasagna spiraled for 45 minutes on this one shopping trip.
When someone truly hurts you by insulting any aspect of a movie or book that you love.
Andrew: "Tom Bombadil should have been cut."
"Stop stabbing my lasagna, Andrew!!"
A sprite-based lasagna, with the same core components as lasagna
I made sprite lasagna for my family.
A Winged Lasagna is when a women's vag has become so riddled with herpes that its lips resemble lasagna noodles trying to take flight. This usually develops after a vag has been ravaged many times by a herp laden BBC. White middle aged women with lower back tattoos are the mosted common wielders on a Winged Lasagna.
The prostitute rubbed her winged lasagna on Timmy's shoulder and left a stain. His shoulder was diagnosed with herpes a few days later.
When your poop is not a sausage, but more or less diarrhea.
Then you shit, wipe, shit, wipe, and so on because you always have to shit again after a wipe.
Man, yesterday I had so much diarrhea, I was shitting a lasagna.