Low Row

While sitting down with a group of friends, you get suckered out of the group by sitting down first, while your friends all choose the row in front of you.

While entering a sporting event all the cool kids wait til you sit down then choose the row on front of you on purpose to exclude you from the "group"

Onlooker 1.. Haaa look at this ass clown.. He just got bumped out the group! Now he's trying to climb their backs to get in their conversation
Onlooker 2.. Don't be such a dick. it's not like you've never gotten low rowed before
Onlooker 1.. Yaa poor guy needs new friends

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low t

An abbreviation for ‘low testosterone’. Typically used in a humorous manner to refer to effeminate, emasculating, or otherwise weak persons or activities.

Boy: My girlfriend wants an open relationship & I’m ok with it.

Man: Imagine being this low t.

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low rider

Refers to homosexual men wearing their pants low on the hip to expose colorful underwear in an attempt to attract a mate. The low riding pants signifies easy access to the mans rear compartment and not so subtly letting the other man know that he is on the down low.

"Since I been wearing my FUBU's low rider style, I been getting hit on by dudes everywhere I go."

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low jack

The ankle bracelet used as a tracking device worn by those under house arrest.

"i can't go to the party, man. I'm still on house arrest. They'll know i left the house cause of my low jack."

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low blow

1) A thought out, verbal attack designed to kick someone while they are down (can also be done in a joking manor where the instigator reaps in the reward of satisfaction.)
2) Kick to the balls

3-AD testers: While in self induced depression over the end of their 3-AD runs.
maceaddy:WAIT! whats all this talk of ending? I still have a whole 'nother bottle to go through.
MWUHAHAHAHAHA
OCC: I'm going to go write an article for urban dictionary for "low blow" and this is going to be the textual example. lmao

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low rider

a car with lowered suspention ususaly used on cars with hydraulics. very popular with Chollos

Chollo #1: Hey ese, you farted in my low rider

Chollo #2: Yeah, but now it's ganster for life homes

Chollo #3: Chinca tu madre, ella es una puta!

Chollo #4: What smells homes?!

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low life

someone that has to change her kids food stamp to support her cocaine habit

Evelyn Adorno is a low life.
LOSER

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