A person that you choose to be their porn
Kyle Lumps you're my sugar lumps 😉
To fail to have sex with a partner due to an inability to gain an erection
"Yo Joe, did you hook up with Martine last night?"
"Yeah, but I lumped her, so she was pretty upset"
insult: A idiot who thinks they are not gay but they are gay and when you tell them they are gay the say 'same'. they are hard of hearing and sometimes forgets how to speak english.
To inflict actual lumpage to someone's head and face
Bob needed "Lumps" for not paying me back.
When a person is so lazy and cant get out of bed.
Woman- "What are you doing?"
Man-"Just laying around being lump"
An obese creature that communicates in a language of snorting and has a series of mental health problems that affect how it behaves, resulting in craziness, stupidity, and overeating.
My great great great great great great great grandma is a fat lump.
This is like what it was like I got an enormous fatto freaking check and they was like do you want to be the president and I was like hell yes check me down for that don't give me a dime and then they were like okay cool.
There was a lump sum after doing Lela star in the butt, I had a lump sum and I still return to the mailbox every day, when my lump sum was finally paid I still wanted Veronica Rodriguez, if I had a lump sum right now I wouldn't have to ask for change to buy a beer.