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The ability to remember butts, particularly those of teenage boys.
"I have a photographic butt memory."
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to be very forgetfull
Synonym: absent-minded, scatterbrained, scatty
You've got a memory like a sieve
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Memorial high school is full of a bunch of spoiled shit heads. We don’t smell broke so if you don’t own AirPods and a basic pair of vans, you don’t #exist. Oh let’s not forget eveyones nicotine addiction juul = cuul, and the fucking snitches who need to mind their own damn business. We also try to be just as basic as everyone else in frisco but can’t bc well we suck.
Ava: you got a juul?
Victoria: why wouldn’t I, I go to memorial high school
Ava: silly me I should’ve known
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Condition where you choose things you want to forget not always on purpose.
Reena: do you remember that time in sixth grade where the teachers put us in that room when we were crying?
Matty: Umm, no?
Reena: really?
Matty:Oh shoot i must have selected it!
Reena: ugh, the selective memory loss is back!
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Things you remember randomly without purposly remembering them
My Auto-selective memory just reminded me of something I wasn't thinking of and I didn't choose to remember it when it happened..
welcome to the school of disappointment the halls give a variety of smells ranging from baked cookies to sewage water. Not to mention you can only find the vice principal walking around with a giant iPad infront of his face. principal who ?! yeah he’s hiding in his office. your worst enemies the lunch ladies from hell.
frank: yo did you hear about the kid who took the binder with all the test answers?!
John: yeah only at MEMORIAL MIDDLE SCHOOL but yeah he’s fucked
Definition: Someone who lives in the past and constantly brings up the past as an excuse for their behavior, usually justified but annoying
I dont know what you're talking about Memory-lane Martha but its whatever, always bringing up the past.