Mental Masturbation

The act of engaging in useless yet intellectually stimulating conversation, usually as an excuse to avoid taking constructive action in your life.

Guy 1: "If only I had taken Cindy to my high school prom, I could have fucked her instead of that loser Jeff and then now she would be my girlfriend."

Guy 2: "Dude, stop that mental masturbation right now and go out and meet a new girl!"

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Mental health

A general state of emotional and psychological well-being, as manifest by the ability to cope with and meet the demands of everyday life.

Many people suffering from mental health problems are reluctant to get the help they need.

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mental sex

mind games

Kelly just enjoys the mental sex. She loves to screw with your head.

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Mental Stoning

That moment when every villan you currently have is standing next to you and making mean comments about you, basically bullying. You're surrounded by hatred and humiliation. It's like everyone is throwing rocks at you, but instead of rocks, words are used and instead of throwing them at your physical body, they throw it at your mental health.

James: Yo dude, did you go to that mental stoning yesterday.
Henk: Yes, it was terrible... There were about 20 people. The victim was crying out loud, and he eventually ran away into the woods!

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mental cunt

Someone who has lost the plot

Someone who is completely off their rocker. " you seen Virgil these days?" Nah mate and seen in him in a while" the mental cunt was shouting a pigeons in town"

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Mental As Anything

Underrated Aussie rock/new wave band originating in Sydney in the late 70's and peaking in the early 80's. Part of the legendary pub-band scene of the era.

Churned out many classic tracks including "The nips are getting bigger", "If you leave me, can I come to?", "Live it up" and "Too many times" to name just a few.

Known for incorporating wacky, self-deprecating humour and numerous drinking references into their songs. Comparable to American band Ween but with a vastly superior repertoire.

Also known as "The Mentals".

"Sometimes I wonder what all these chemicals are doing to my brain. Doesn't worry me enough to stop me from doing it again".

Mental As Anything - "The nips are getting bigger", 1979.

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Mental Breakdown

The act of crying, then contemplating life choices before proceeding to dye or cut ones hair for tik tok

Mental Breakdown checkkk. I had a mental break down and cut my self a fringe which I proceeded to dye purple

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