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Getting a super awesome handy from someone with very hairy and ape-like knuckles. This has been known to cause immediate release from the softness of the knuckle hair.
I met John last night, and after a few tequila shots, he gave me a Midnight Harry in the bathroom style. Slept like a baby that night.
Sex after midnight but before noon (basically Morning Sex)
I woke up with a rockin boner so I decided to give my girl a midnight noonie!
when your dog in the background making erodic noises wile you stick 3 metal or steel bars up your anus in the midnight
bro u lowkey tryna get a midnight wormhole
A poo you take in the middle of the night
I had a midnight creeper around 4am
Joe: I had a midnight release last night and my pj’s are ruined!
Usually referring to the closet or space underneath a persons bed used to hide someone that was snuck into the house.
Keeping storage boxes underneath your bed is your moms way of preventing any midnight escapes.
Another term for female masturbation, with it's name based off of the hand movements of a DJ spinning records and both usually occur late at night, hence midnight dj.
Becky: well since Tom is going drinking with the boys tonight, looks like I'll just be with the midnight dj then.
*Sighs*