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The act of intercourse where after ejaculating inside someone you pull out and put pawpaw jam on your penis and your partner licks/sucks it off.
I gave her the ‘Eggplant of Missouri’ last night. She said it was the best she ever had.
Rock port, Missouri is a great little town that is proud of its sports and for the most part great people
Wow!! I want to live in rock port, Missouri
Putting a caterpillar egg in your urethra, when you see it start to crawl out masturbate until you cum out the caterpillar
I tried to Missouri caterpillar last week but it died inside
When getting your dick sucked from the back by your respective lover, to only squirt diarrhea in her/his face as you cum in their mouth.
I gave Lisa next door the best Missouri mudslide you ever seen.
When somebody deposits a fat load of baby gravy into another person’s bootyhole, the recipient then shits out the mixture of throat yogurt and doodoo butter into the mouth of a third person laying down underneath them.
This tinder bitch was cool until she told me she wanted me and my roommate to run a Missouri Mudslide on her
When during sex, the male slides his scrotum into his partner's anus and once the rectal muscles close the male will try to pop his genitals out. Like a muskrat pushing its head through a hole in the ground.
Eddie wanted to attempt a "Missouri Muskrat" with his girlfriend Janice.
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So you know how there’s a place called the bottom of the barrel? Well this is the place when the barrel is empty and dry and they decide to squeeze the barrel one last time in an attempt to milk the barrel dry. There’s noone from there and Noone wants to be there. It truly is the Most beautiful place you’ll ever live.
How’d you learn to be good at everything you do?
Oh, well I went to Southeast Missouri state university.
It’s down in Southeast Missouri.