Shit-canned

To get fired.

Did you hear what happened to Tom B? He got shit-canned yesterday!

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Beer Can

A shorter but particularly thick penis.

Guy #1: "I heard Glenn has a total beer can."
Guy #2: "Yeah, when I blew him I really had to stretch my mouth."

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canned heat

Blues-rock band that was vey popular during the late 1960s. The band was fronted by singer Bob "The Bear" Hite and singer/rhythm guitarist/harmonica player Alan "Blind Owl" Wilson. The other band members were lead guitarist Henry Vestine, bassist Larry Taylor, and drummer Fito De La Parra.
Alan, Bob, and Henry have since passed on, but Fito and Larry still tour as Canned Heat.

Sam: Who does that song "Going Up The Country"??
Wendy: It's Canned Heat dude!

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can opener

Another sex name way of calling a guy that is helping getting rid off their female partner or girl friend's virginity for her first time.

A guy who helps his female partner or girl friend pops her cherry by him being her can opener.

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rattle can

A can of spray paint. used for various reasons. Gafitti, huffing, or bad paint jobs.

Tommmy decorated the pike building in rattle can red.

Tommys got the rattle can in his face a lot!

I painted the fender rattle can black.

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Tall Cans

"Tall can" refers to a 16oz can of beer. Usually PBR (Pabst Blue Ribbon)

Has absolutely nothing to do with the middle finger.

I just had a six-pack of tall cans.

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can happen

Shit well can happen similar to it is what it is no matter the situation shit really can happen

Left my phone at the station can happen

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