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When I man fires his load into a womans nostrils then the women instantly snorts the baby yogurt like cocain down into her throat then finishing with a firm gulp.
Wow, that Oklahoma Nose Candy is the shit.
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When a man is getting head, the female snaps the man's penis in half, and while her mouth is full of blood, the man whispers something appalling in her ear, like "I have AIDS", thus making the blood squirt out her nose, almost like a dragon.
Last night I was giving me head when she gave me an Oklahoma Snap Dragon.
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throwing your head back when your mouth get to the base of the penis while giving a blowjob as if you had a nose bleed.
John loves my blowjobs but says he wishes i would throw in an oklahoma nose bleed
When riding your bike in the high heatpoints of Oklahoma and the hot winds are blowing in your face.
Out riding my bike yesterday and I got hit by that fucking Oklahoma Hair Dryer.
A guy bends a girl over with her ass pointed skyward. Then, bent over girl butt funnels some type of cooking oil. Guy begins to vigorously butt fuck her before abruptly pulling out. The end result is similar to when Jedd Clampitt struck oil.
“That girl I picked up at the bar last night was so dirty she wanted an Oklahoma Oil Spill. When I pulled out it looked like I’d hit a gusher! “
Whilst Square Dancing in Tulsa and making passionate butt sex with a Bison, the man will retract his penis out of the rectum at the point of climax, where he will ejaculate in his Bisons mouth, for a disgusting, horrible cocktail of semen, fecal matter, and bloody asshole residue.
Dude, I gave this Bison a Oklahoma Tootsie Roll last night, it was deeply indifferent.
When a girl takes a bunch of laxatives and proceeds to initiate anal sex with her man,she makes him stick it in her when she is at the cusp of shitting herself the man then fucks the shit filled butthole till he's ready to pull out resulting in a glorious and majestic pressurized fountain volley of diarrhea erupting like old faithful as the Beverly hillbillies theme plays in the background
Dude,Susie took a bunch of x lax last night and had me put it in her ass,bedroom looked like an Oklahoma oil Field when I pulled out