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When I man fires his load into a womans nostrils then the women instantly snorts the baby yogurt like cocain down into her throat then finishing with a firm gulp.
Wow, that Oklahoma Nose Candy is the shit.
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When a man is getting head, the female snaps the man's penis in half, and while her mouth is full of blood, the man whispers something appalling in her ear, like "I have AIDS", thus making the blood squirt out her nose, almost like a dragon.
Last night I was giving me head when she gave me an Oklahoma Snap Dragon.
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A guy bends a girl over with her ass pointed skyward. Then, bent over girl butt funnels some type of cooking oil. Guy begins to vigorously butt fuck her before abruptly pulling out. The end result is similar to when Jedd Clampitt struck oil.
“That girl I picked up at the bar last night was so dirty she wanted an Oklahoma Oil Spill. When I pulled out it looked like I’d hit a gusher! “
throwing your head back when your mouth get to the base of the penis while giving a blowjob as if you had a nose bleed.
John loves my blowjobs but says he wishes i would throw in an oklahoma nose bleed
When riding your bike in the high heatpoints of Oklahoma and the hot winds are blowing in your face.
Out riding my bike yesterday and I got hit by that fucking Oklahoma Hair Dryer.
During intercourse, you balance your partner on your penis and spin them like a helicopter.
“Dude… chicks love the Oklahoma spin cycle.”
Whilst Square Dancing in Tulsa and making passionate butt sex with a Bison, the man will retract his penis out of the rectum at the point of climax, where he will ejaculate in his Bisons mouth, for a disgusting, horrible cocktail of semen, fecal matter, and bloody asshole residue.
Dude, I gave this Bison a Oklahoma Tootsie Roll last night, it was deeply indifferent.