Boat Fucker

A guy who roams college campuses looking for boats to have sex with. He reps the same muddy pants and stained white T 24/sev. He is likely to show up right when a restaurant is closing and try to jack all the bagged milk (fuel for a Boat Fucker)...

He gets extremely pissed off in the computer lab, especially if the boat site he normally cranks to doesn't load. On a side note, he also watches videos of boats (naturally) and shot-putters (due to the fact that he is involved in field (of track & field).

Keep a close eye on your underage Yamaha boat, or Boat Fucker will rip the fuck outta your rudders, not to mention will make your trolling motor deepthroat.

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Boat Book

The colloquial name for that timeless classic, Concepts And Case Analysis in the Law of Contracts (Concepts and Insights), by Marvin A. Chirelstein.

There I was, a Saturday night, with nothing but my Boat Book, a glass of chianti, and all the time in the world.

Boat Loc

Pronounced: "Boat - Loak"

Syn: crazy, psychotic, very "extra"

Derives from the West Coast vernacular, particularly in California. Perhaps strictly Northern California slang. Definition is culturally ambiguous; might be spelled "boloc," "bo loc", "bo lo", etc.

This mother fucker is boat loc!

boat licc

boat heist

well, im getting ready to hit this BOAT LICC, i have a heist, i have to rap this shit tonight

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roader boat

Similar to road head, when someone performs a motorboat to a girl while in the car.

"I gave my boyfriend road head the other day."

"Yeah? Well my boyfriend took my top off and roader boated me."

Frito Boat

When you take a bag of frito's and cut it open long ways. Add chilli on top with shredded cheese. Eat with fork right out of the bag.

Jake looked at me and said "that chilli would make a good Frito boat".

Tiny Boat

When your phone vibrates on a hard surface, and sounds like a tiny boats horn over skype or a similar service.

*Phone Vibrates*

Person 1 : "What the fuck was that?"
Person 2 : "Tiny Boat."