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Blame-Farming

The task of assigning responsibility for resolving a problem which the assigner doesn't understand and has no idea how to resolve, with the intention of blaming an unsuspecting assignee or "blame hound" when the problem isn't resolved. Commonly found in corporate environments and governments.

That new manager is a real blame-farmer.
He must have majored in Blame-Farming!

by Scott Coombes July 5, 2006


Mole Farming

Anal sex with a dirty partner that practices poor hygiene and a full bowel.

Dave picked up a guy at the bar and took him home and ended up mole farming all night.

by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015

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emo farm

a youtube video, 17 minutes in length that is a mocumentary about an american farm of emo boys. they do not kill their emos. they raise them.

"we have a few thousand acres here. about 4 or five head of horse, couple head of cattle, and about 17 or 18 head of emo on this fine emo farm"

by Nigel Vaillancourt September 10, 2006

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Bought The Farm

Passed away. Expired. Vacated this worldly plain. Snuffed it.
Also Throw a seven

Mrs Tiggywinkle? It's PC Bobs, here. I'm afraid I have some upsetting news. Your husband was crossing the M4 and, well I'm afraid he bought the farm. Squashed flatter than a witch's tit. He was.
We scraped Him up as best we could. He's in this bucket. I shouldn't look if I were you.

by mockschmock December 12, 2006

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Dick farm

a sausage fest or the gym locker room.

wtf what is with the dick farm

by the nigga matsa November 10, 2006

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dimple farm

n. mythical place where dimples, especially pretty girl-dimples, are grown.

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1) Looking good baby! I see you have been patronising the dimple farm.

2) You should see my cute kindergarten class. I think there's been a bumber crop at the dimple farm.

by gnostic1 July 26, 2011

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condom farm

a secluded dark area in which after each time a couple experiences sexual intercourse the male partner will throw the freshly used condom. after some time the farm will grow to be rather plentiful so that when you are ready to break off relations with her you can be sure to transplant your crop to her face before she leaves.

"Listen baby, I really don't think that we should see each other anymore.": now apply crop to face

by hot-karl May 3, 2004

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