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Personal Trainer

A person who can't reach the qualifications to become a gym teacher.

Those who can't - teach! Those who can't teach, teach gym. Those who can't teach gym become personal trainers.

Personal trainer

by Baudelaire August 21, 2013

156πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž


personal slut

a sex slave or a woman or man that does anything to get sex from there "master"

Ashley was a personal slut for Alex after there mind blowing sex.

by kite1308 May 23, 2009

43πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Nothing Personal

All Time Low's third full-length album. It is only their second full-length on Hopeless Records. It's being released on July 7th, 2009 and All Time Low is following up the release with a very short "Nothing Personal" tour before they go on Warped Tour.
Releasing the album's name caused a huge war between All Time Low, their crew members, and many other bands. It caused twitter to become over-capacity.
Weightless is the first single, and the track list is as follows

1. Weightless
2. Break Your Little Heart
3. Damned If I Do Ya (Damned If I Don't)
4. Lost In Stereo
5. Stella
6. Sick Little Games
7. Hello, Brooklyn
8. Walls
9. Too Much
10. Keep The Change, You Filthy Animal
11. A Party Song (The Walk of Shame)
12. Therapy

1) "I can't wait for Nothing Personal, it's going to be the best album of the summer!"
2) All Time Low is better than you -- Nothing Personal (:

by :)<3x June 5, 2009

93πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


beautiful person

why are you looking this up? :(

You're the beautiful person!

i mean, look at you!

So beautiful! :)

Me: Hey Alex!
Alex: yeah?
Me: do you see the beautiful person reading this!?
Alex: ofc i do!

by 𝒾𝓂 π“ˆπ‘œπ“‡π“‡π“Ž πŸ˜• February 13, 2021

16πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Personal Project

A project completed in grade 10 that nobody likes and has absolutely no benefits. You usually write a +3500 word essay written on the night before you have to hand it in, a process journal with faked dates and progress, and a crappy final product. In the presentation, you try to make it seem as if you actually did any work for the first half of the time given, if not at all.

If you are an IB student, after finishing you will be glad to realise that you don't even need to have a final product to pass and that you've spend all this time for nothing, as well as having to do the same fucking thing next year in Diploma.

"Did you pass the Personal Project?"

"Barely, I stayed up all night to finish my essay and pretty obvious when you read it"

by justanormalstudentwithIBdiseas April 30, 2016

23πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


dumb person

A stupid thing or retarded person like Justin bieber.

"Guess who is a dumb person ,that's right you are"

by Jennifer lawrence the second December 14, 2015

59πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Broken Person

A broken person, whether mentally, physically, or emotionally broken, is in essence a person that needs to be repaired. In an ideal society, this wouldn't be a problem. Unfortunately, our society is less than ideal and broken people typically remain broken and are looked at as less than. This can cause a lot of conflict, mostly internal, when they try to form meaningful relationships.

A generally broken person in love with a narcissist:

Why do you want people you don't give a crap about to buy you all this junk?

I'm not another simp. I know who you really are. I buy you these gifts because I'm a broken person in love.
(Silence)

by UtopiansRareTruth October 15, 2020

23πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž