poopy poker

an extremely flamboyant homosexual male.

OR

a gay males genitalia.
because, well it pokes the poopy hole.

straight guy #1 "is that a dude or a chick?"
straight guy #2 "im pretty sure thats a gay guy"
straight guy #1 "what a poopy poker"

OR

gay guy #1 "hey hot stuff, how 'bout you bring that poopy poker over to my place and we can have some fun"
gay guy #2 "i'll be there at 10 sweety"

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paper poopies

The frilly edges of lined paper that has been torn from a notebook.

Don't turn in any assignments with paper poopies.

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mexo poopy

the act of putting on an extra amount of clogne because you had no time to shower; producing the potent smell of a mexican teenager.

"Yo dude, that guy smells, he must not have taken a shower"

"Yeah, he probably just threw on some mexo poopy"

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poopie hole

(n.) A juvenile term for the anus.

See scatoody.

Doctor: "You may not be constipated. Your poopie hole just won't open far enough. All we can do is provide full-length cock-stabbing penetration of your well-rimmed and squeaky-clean anus with massive enemas."

Patient: "Oh, bless you doctor! How can I thank you?"

Doctor: "You can't. But your insurance company will. Have a nice day."

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poopy finger

The correct term for Poopy Finger is the unintentional slipage of your finger off the tolite paper onto you greasy butthole, resulting in a "POOPY FINGER". If not washed will result in a nasty stomach when pablo servers you your soup. See Poopy Soup!

Pablo's poopy finger in my soup tore up my stomach....

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poopy nuts

Itchy, crusty and stinky residue left over on the underside of the scrotem, usually do to an improper back-to-front wipe motion (for those who actually use toilet paper). It demonstrates extremely poor hygiene and is found to cross all racial and ethnic origins.

I was about to get a blowjob until she found out I had poopy nuts. Now I will never get any play because she told all her friends. Maybe I should try switching it up. I heard that gay men love poopy nuts.

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poopy hole

Poopy Hole: The anal hole of a fish.

Edgar: "look at that fishes Poopy Hole."

Ashly: "ewww"

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