scatoody

(n.) A slang word used by parents, teachers, doctors and other adults that refers to the anus when conversing with children about personal hygiene. This terminology can also be used in general adult conversation.

see also: fudge factory

Blanch: What's for lunch, Jane???

Baby Jane: None of your business. It's a surprize.

Blanch: Will it be a mouse or bird of the week? How about some used cat litter on the side?

Baby Jane: Ah, shut up, ya talking zit!! And if you don't like my cooking you can kiss my scatoody!

Blanch: I'd rather eat a warm nutritious bowl of fermented maggots, you has-been HO!

Baby Jane: OK, then I'll drink another bottle of Listerine and puke it all up!

Blanch: That would be one tasty broth, and I can have that for my soup! Oh, thank you dear sister Jane! Tell me... what's for supper???

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