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While strolling through a grassy knoll and the sudden urge to relieve your bowels hits with extreme force. With no place to actually relieve yourself (out of fear of snakes, poisonous plants, and dysentery), your only option is to reach back and feel the warmth of yesterday’s meals filling your cupped hands.
I should have known that rancid bison meat I had last night would lead to a fresh prairie hand pie this morning.
Code word for hardcore gay anal sex. Usually done inside a vehicle with the heat turned all the way up.
-“Hey pal, wanna go drifting in the prairie?”
-“Sure thing man! I’ll get my car!”
A man takes down his pants to completely expose himself, preferably at a rehearsal dinner or similar formal event. He then proceeeds to light his pubic hair on his genetalia on fire. He then pays it out with his hands to extinguish, much like stomping out an accidental prairie fire. Note: if attempted it’s best to have a spotter ready with a beer to extinguish.
Could you believe that prairie fire? I doubt his wife is happy. He took it all the way down to the roots. That smell of burnt pubes is absolutely unmistakable.
When your homie is blowing you and throws an egg in your face.
Did you see Nick giving Richard a prairie blumpkin the other day?
When a homie blows you and you throw an egg in their face
Nic was blowing Brandon, till he hit him in the face with his pocket egg, turning it into a prairie blumpkin
When blowing a homie they throw an egg in your face
Nic was giving Brandon a bro-job till brandon pulled out a pocket and and launch it into Nic's face. Turning it into a prairie blumpkin
Derived from "prairie oyster", a prairie blumpkin is when you're buddy is giving you head and you throw an egg in his face. Origins trace back to "Let Him Cook" from Pepperbox.tv
I was getting head from Jerry in the woods when I decided that it would be much better to turn it into a prairie blumpkin with my handy pocket egg