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The most amazing fucking Dorito that doesn't give you "skank ass breath." It's also the best tastin of all the Doritos
I was so hungry and broke so i subsituted a meal for a bag of purple doritos!
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A special species of penguin that are bred to take over the world. If in season (November until april) purple penguins can normally be found at Wal Mart. Just ask to see the behind the counter merchandise. Can be bought wholesale or regular. Caution: purple penguins are demanding and attention needing. WANT TO CONQUER THE WORLD AND WILL NOT BE STOPPED. Use extreme caution when using spoons around purple penguins, seeing how spoons are their preferred weapon. Under no circumstance should you threaten, tease, or challenge a purple penguin!
Currently they have invaded Britain, eaten all the Canadians with spoons (after raping them with crayons), kidnapped all the kangaroos in Australia dressing them as santas (who invaded Brazil for the bananas, but were later disoened due to their loss in the world cup), shaved all the squirells in North America and used their furr to make moccasins for the Eskimo charity and coats in order to invade Russia for the vodka. They are said to be heading towards Switzerland (chocolate) or Belgium (waffles) next.
"why are we worshipping some damn purple penguin?"
"they conquered the world"
"wtf, how?"
"w/spoons of course"
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A drink enjoyed by Dirty South ballaz made by mixing perscription cough medicine containing codiene and soda
What's dat up in my cup? Dat purple stuff!
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A band formed in the Late 60s-early 70s that is one of the greatest rock bands of all time. They have one of the greatest guitarists of all time, Ritchie Blackmore, who falls second on my list behind Jimmy Page. Deep Purple's greatest songs(in my opinion) are Burn, Space Truckin', Black Knight, Demon's Eye, Child In Time, and Stormbringer. Everyone should check this band out.
Deep Purple is one of the greatest bands of all time.
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the combination of vodka nyquil and red bull britney spears went nuts on at the beginning of 2008
"yo britney what you drinking?" "its a purple monster, DON'T TOUCH MY KIDS FEDERLINE!"
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Off the dating market for heterosexual people; A homosexual.
Tova: That guy is so hot!
Eliana: I know! unfortunatly he's purple flagged.
Tova: Are you sure?
Eliana: He's in my theater class... with his boyfriend.
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We were behind Purple Guy after Computer Science
Wooo
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