Having a massive bush of pubic hair, resembling a wolves hair, or a squirrels tail.
Oh my god, Sarah has a massive wolf puss. John said he could see it before she walked in the door!
The biggest pussy you know. If people were measured by their character, and that character could be stored in boxes, the “Puss House” would need an entire dwelling to store his boxes labeled “bitch tits and chicken shits.”
“Is Chad really going home with that hot girl?”
“Not a chance. Chad’s a fucking puss house.”
An involved, over the top job or task that by all observations is going to be your worst nightmare to accomplish, and usually will only be done by enlisting the help of a friend who will only participate because he owes you a favor.
The busted sewer pipe under the house cost two thousand dollars to fix because the job turned into a puss case when the whole floor caved in.
A Platinum Puss is a vagina that can add youth to a woman by sucking a mans soul through her vagina, adding a youthful appearance to the owner and her expiration date. Women with a platinum puss usually live longer than land tortoises averaging around 200 years old. The vagina is tighter then Donald Trump, and as moist as the amazon jungle. The secretions are thick and slimy, so much, that the woman must wear a maxi-pad 24/7.
Bruh, Terri made me cum in 15 seconds with her platinum puss!!!
It’s when you suspect your girlfriend and or wife of messing around. One checks the puss for any skullduggery.
My girlfriend was out late and came home walking funny. I made a puss check for any foreign seaman.