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puss house

The biggest pussy you know. If people were measured by their character, and that character could be stored in boxes, the “Puss House” would need an entire dwelling to store his boxes labeled “bitch tits and chicken shits.”

“Is Chad really going home with that hot girl?”
Not a chance. Chad’s a fucking puss house.”

by Daddy Slack June 15, 2021


Alligator puss

Something so good

Bruh that macaroni was so alligator puss

by Ryan hoggins November 26, 2016


Platinum Puss

A Platinum Puss is a vagina that can add youth to a woman by sucking a mans soul through her vagina, adding a youthful appearance to the owner and her expiration date. Women with a platinum puss usually live longer than land tortoises averaging around 200 years old. The vagina is tighter then Donald Trump, and as moist as the amazon jungle. The secretions are thick and slimy, so much, that the woman must wear a maxi-pad 24/7.

Bruh, Terri made me cum in 15 seconds with her platinum puss!!!

by Coolbreezex82x July 10, 2022


puss check

It’s when you suspect your girlfriend and or wife of messing around. One checks the puss for any skullduggery.

My girlfriend was out late and came home walking funny. I made a puss check for any foreign seaman.

by Jrlovebone February 25, 2022


Puss Stomper

Place girl on the edge of bed, stomp pussy with timberland boot.

I always give my bitches the puss stomper when they are bad.

by ferkyferk21 November 23, 2011


Puss stache

When you scratchy your pussy with a finger, and then place the same finger under someone's nose, to resemble a moustache.

My girlfriend surprised me when she put her finger under my nose and gave me a puss stache.

by Little Miss Coathanger June 19, 2015


puss moist

someone who is a pussy and scared to do anything risky

(maliyah)

Don’t be a puss moist.

by i invented the word puss moist August 26, 2019