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When a person, in a totally non-sexual context, inadvertently makes a sound or says a word/phrase that is obviously (without a doubt) vocalized in the same way that the person would during sex. This provides a startling, disconcerting glimpse into their private life.
"UGGGGHHHH YESS!!!" moaned Fernanda after seeing her final physics grade. "Whoops ... sorry for that sexual forecasting just then."
Likes to date minors on Twitter that protects dream stans kpop artists
Go take a shower you shida-sexual
Exclusively sexually interested in leprechauns.
Sorry I’m not interested, I’m leprechaun Sexual.
leprechaun Pansexual Sex Kinky
St. Patrick St. Patrick’s Day
a stain that is on a woman's panties due to woman activities
"Cassandra, all of my undies have a sexual stamp, so I need to purchase more from Victoria Secret."
The sexual Squiggle is the symbol, " ~ " Placed after a sentence that is meant to be romantic/flirtatious, which increases the sentence's sexual value by 10000000000000000000% Used in "Sexting".
Mary; Hey Linda!, Tom from work just texted me, "Hey~"
Linda: He Totally wants that ass go get em girl!
Gary: Look at the text my wife just sent me,
Mark: Dude that has the Sexual Squiggle after it, you Are going to be getting some tonight!
A person who is primarily attracted to another person's buttocks, regardless of the gender identity of the buttocks' owner. Usually this corresponds with a strong preference for anal sex.
My ass-sexuality makes me check every single ass that crossed my path.
No socks, no sexuality, its simple.
*grade 7 kid walks up to grade 5 kid* HEY DO YOU HAVE SOCKS ON Grade 5: Why are you asking Grade 7: NO SOCKS NO SEXUALITY Grade 5: OH SHIT *shows socks* Grade 7: Good. *grade 7 walks away* Grade 7: Hey kid do you got socks. Other grade 5: no *grade 7 takes off belt and starts beating the kid* grade 7: FUCKING WEAR SOCKS. for safe sex. *winks*