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Tool Shed

An area of a gym/exercise facility populated with small groups of men in carefully planned outfits with overly gelled hair or hats with flat bills. One member of each group is usually actually doing an exercise or lift while the others stand around and chat while comparing themselves in the mirrors. After 20 minutes - they rotate which person is using the weights/machine. After two hours the average number of lifts performed by each person averages at about 6.

Example 1:
A: Did you get a lift in at the gym last night?
B: I tried but it was a tool shed so I had to wait forever for machines to open up.

Example 2:
A: Great, the lifting area looks like a complete tool shed today, maybe we should wait to lift until later.

Example 3:
A: Did you see any hot guys at the gym this morning?
B: Haha, no. It was such a tool shed, none of them were worth a second glance.

by aew920 September 29, 2014


Tool shed

Where people go when they make a really tool-ish comment.

Boy 1: Hey dude can you lend me a couple dollars?
Boy 2: Oh yeah sure best friend here's your money, and maybe we can hang out later?
Boy 1: Nah, but thanks for the money, and when you're done go to the tool shed douche.

by youknowit21454 June 5, 2010


Tool Shed

A group of five or more people acting or dressed like tools in public, especially occupying the same booth at a restaurant.

Also abbreviated to "Shed" i.e. "Don't look now, but they're building a shed by the Student Center"

Stay away from Hollister, that place is a total Tool Shed.

God damn, a Tool Shed just sat at the next booth.

by Tonaho April 10, 2011


Stable shed

Stable shed is when u have realised something but ur so autismic that u can’t spell and so stable shed is a much easier option.

Friend 1 “omg I just stable shed that she is so autismic that she can’t spell

by Autismic chap November 13, 2019


raptor shed

Nough said🦖

After leaving the blood fields, Jimmy was left to find shelter in the only place near… the raptor shed

by Prehistoric Slut November 5, 2022


shedding beer tears

When you cry over everything after a few drinks.

When she saw Brian hooking up with her best friend, Simran started shedding beer tears of pity for her friend.

by Eklavya May 25, 2021


big red shed

A word relating to the New Zealand low-cost department store chain The Warehouse. It refers to the fact that the stores are often painted bright red. The stores are also known as the Ware Whare.

"Did you hear that they are building a big red shed down the road?"
"I just bought some jandals from the big red shed for 5 bucks"

by benrad February 8, 2019