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commonly used to describe something mutually hated but also loved
“Bro have you seen wizards of waverly place”
“That shows for kids dude”
“Yeah but it kinda slaps though”
“True”
To Slap milk is to take a big bag of milk and slap your sexual partner in the face with it.
Jessica really wanted to slap milk with Kenny.
While hitting a girl from behind, as your about to cum, accumulate a handful of semen (SEAman). Next spit in the crease of her back giving the impression you came. As she turns around. Proclaim “Ahoy matey” and forcefully slap it across her face.
Sean: Bro why is Tiffani so pissed today?
Jubril: lol cuz. I gave dat bitch a mean sailor slap last night
Sean: my nigga!
A beard slap is the slapping of another person with large amounts of concussive force, resulting in the formation of a beard. It is both the worst and best thing you could do for a person.
Person 1: "You are completely wrong I couldn't disagr-"
Person 2: -BEARD SLAP-
Person 1: "...Actually..."
Similar to a "Donkey Punch" but done during oral sex. While receiving oral sex from your partner slap your thighs together as hard as you can with their head right in between them. Make it count and try and do it right before you orgasm for that "little extra" as they clench up around your genitals. Best done while laying down on your back and your feet flat on the bed or surface you are laying on to give you optimal slapping power.
"I was going down on my girlfriend last night and she totally mule slapped me right when she was about to cum and made my ears ring."
The act of lovingly slapping your partner in the face with an erect or semi erect penis.
Man, the bitch wouldn't shut up last night so I turkey slapped the white offa her!