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Tears shed because of a depressed state brought on by excessive drinking. Can also describe those shed the next day because of the pain of a hangover or out of regret for mistakes made the previous night.
That's just the drink talking, those are just gin tears.
Alex awoke with his head in the bowl, a mess all around. Overwhelmed, he let out a few gin tears.
Gin mistakes only bring only gin tears.
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A highly irritant substance commonly used by cops to push back peaceful protestors.
You've got to be a shitty person either to use it, or to order soldiers to use it.
A: "If you were facing protests regarding a worldwide scandal regarding cops killing a black guy, what would you do?"
Trump: "Oh thats easy! Let's have cops commit even more violence against people by using tear gas against them. That's totally not gonna increase the amount of hate people carry towards them for what they did."
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the last words a demon hears before being headshotted by Issabelle from Animal Crossing with a double-barrel
Doomguy; Issabelle, have my shotgun.
Issabelle; Its time to RIP AND TEAR
Demons; Ah fuck
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A happy trail leading to a disappointingly small penis.
“I thought I was in for a good time, but all Chad had to offer was another Trail of Tears.”
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While engaging in coital relations the man fakes an orgasm with his unsuspecting lady. After some time passes his babe falls into a deep slumber. It is at this point when he administers masturbation techniques upon himself, while perched only slightly elevated above her face. This results in a culmination of a glorious DNA coating of the woman's face, particularly in and around and below her eyes. When she awakens, their are jizz remnants surrounding her magnificent peepers.
-'Hey, what did you get into last night?'
-'My girl came over and we had some fun. After boning for a bit i thought it'd be interesting to allow her to wear my Tears of Passion. It was a most triumphant experience for all involved.'
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IS A MEDICAL TERM FOR AN ANAL TEAR COMMONLY CAUSED BY CABANA BOYS IN FLORIDA WHILE YOU ARE ON VACATION..
A FAMOUS EXAMPLE IS A SHOP FOREMAN FROM AMARILLO, TEXAS WHO RECENTLY SPENT SOME TIME IN FLORIDA. UPON RETURNING HOME HE DEVELOPED AN UNUSUAL FEAR OF DEFICATING!!!! AFTER A QUICK TRIP TO THE CLINIC HE WAS DIAGNOSED WITH A FISHER TEAR..
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The deep remorse experienced by a person when they just purchased a new Tesla, only to find out there was a significant price drop a few days later.
Tommy has had Tesla tears all day ever since he found out that Elon dropped the price of the Model Y by $5000 just two days after he purchased one.