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What a person who is not funny will say to try and impress someone
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To fuck a girls arm pit from the back while she reads the Sunday paper funny pages and finally finishing on that paper.
I gave Mary a Sunday funnies last night!
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Purposely slamming your elbow against any thing hard then masturbating with the hand from the same arm while it tingles.
"Why is your elbow black and blue?"
"I needed that extra bit of excitement while beating off last night and overdid a funny boner."
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The funny negro is the black guy who thinks he's white.
A funny negro in the hood is the public enemy.
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The main character on the old Nickelodeon show "Doug". His best friend is Skeeter Valentine and his crush is Patty Mayonaise.
What ever happened to that awesome show Doug on Nick?
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1970s/80s: You are about to lie or make an excuse.
mid90s onwards: You are in bit of a soup and you have a semi-valid excuse. So you just say "funny story" and its understood that you are not going to hold your end of the bargain.
Friend1: Did I see you driving my car yesterday ?
Friend2: Funny story... I was looking for _my_ car keys and ...
Manager: How are we placed on the back order from Big Company ?
You: Funny Story.
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