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An involved, over the top job or task that by all observations is going to be your worst nightmare to accomplish, and usually will only be done by enlisting the help of a friend who will only participate because he owes you a favor.
The busted sewer pipe under the house cost two thousand dollars to fix because the job turned into a puss case when the whole floor caved in.
A Platinum Puss is a vagina that can add youth to a woman by sucking a mans soul through her vagina, adding a youthful appearance to the owner and her expiration date. Women with a platinum puss usually live longer than land tortoises averaging around 200 years old. The vagina is tighter then Donald Trump, and as moist as the amazon jungle. The secretions are thick and slimy, so much, that the woman must wear a maxi-pad 24/7.
Bruh, Terri made me cum in 15 seconds with her platinum puss!!!
It’s when you suspect your girlfriend and or wife of messing around. One checks the puss for any skullduggery.
My girlfriend was out late and came home walking funny. I made a puss check for any foreign seaman.
Place girl on the edge of bed, stomp pussy with timberland boot.
I always give my bitches the puss stomper when they are bad.
When you scratchy your pussy with a finger, and then place the same finger under someone's nose, to resemble a moustache.
My girlfriend surprised me when she put her finger under my nose and gave me a puss stache.
When Brad gets cold his manhood resembles a pigs puss!
Brad has a pig puss about camping in the northeast in November.