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Small, rural, hick county in central-western North Carolina. Proud home of the grave of Daniel Boone's parents, the county seat of Mocksville, anal highway patrolmen, one overcrowded high school, a traffic circle, and a Walmart.
Though considered rural, it is now home to many upper-class citizens in the ritzy area of Hillsdale, which contains neighborhoods such as Bermuda Run (home of the former Crosby golf tounrament) and Oak Valley. The more greasy, urbanesque type of people (commonly known in the south as "niggers") and everyday white trash reside in the southernmost part of the county, in the town of Cooleemee.
Due to lack of things to do, many citizens travel to the neighboring cities of Winston-Salem, Salisbury, and Statesville.
also see hick
"Whaa I just grew up down thar in Davie County."
or
"Davie County is gay."
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Cecil County is a redneck, white trash, beer guzzling chunk of small town USA. Rising Sun especially is known for their large KKK community, which might explain why there are probably 5 black kids in the entire school. Oddly enough, if you're white, you'll probably try to act "hood", because it's not okay to be black, but it's cool to act like it. Elkton is widely recognized for this, and if you're in the mood for any recreational drug use and/or prostitution, just head on down there... Hunting is also a big past time here, if you're really a cool kid, you might even wear you're camo gear to school. If you have a passion for good ole boy trucks with confederate flags on the back (if you're lucky you can spot one with gun racks too), or just thoroughly enjoy being a hillbilly, Ceciltucky is the place for you. Move here at your own risk, most people who live here never leave & continue to produce such classy offspring for generations to come.
*See's a slovenly fat woman wearing too tight sweat pants and a Kenny Chesney concert t- shirt*
Now there's a Cecil county girl.
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- a place where you see the same faces everyday.
- a place where there is nothing to do
- most popular mall is: WAL-MART and GOODWILL
- Rednecks,Blacks, Hispanics, some Asians, other race are random
-regardless of the population growth, everyone knows everyone
- a place where expensive things arent safe.
- crimes consist of drugs, robbery and shootings
-Education consisting of :drop outs and 30% of high schoolers going to college ( i am obviously the 70% that is not in college
- road kill on every other street
-rare home for celebrities and movies
- mostly lower class and middle class but the occasional upper class.
-Teens are either overweight, too skinny or in shape
- regardless of curfew, kids stay out egging houses and being annoying
- the distance to travel to other counties is great
- it is easy to stay connected to fellow classmates and co-workers
- at night depending on where you stay, it is silent.
-Music and dancing is a big thing here.
-Everyone either wants to be a rapper or actor but you have a hand full that have real dreams
-Dirt Bikes, Four wheeler can be a problem to property
-Houses are either, foreclosed or for rent.
- due to house marketing, you can buy a house for cheap
2 stories can go for 30,000
-neighborhood watches
still finding what is so special about henry county
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The most gangsta county in New Jersey. If all of New Jersey's counties got into a fight, Bergen County would come out on top and own all. Where all the bitches got class, and no fat chicks. You come mess wit us, we gonna run yo ass over with a minivan and then buy you some ice cream at Dairy Queen just cause we roll like dat.
I was driving through Bergen County and i saw a black person, HOLY SHIT!
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(Also known as Drama County)
County in Northeast TN, containing the booming cities of Dyersburg, Newbern, and several other microscopic "towns". Also home of the Dyer County Choctaws. Nothing happens here. If you get invited to visit, cordially decline.
"Oh mah gosh, did you hear about the Dyer County kids in that four wheeler wreck? Made the front page of the State Gazette!"
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A 32 county Ireland (Eire) is inevitable. 32 counties is the amount of counties Ireland has nomatter what the Brits say.
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Any prolonged stay in the jail of a county, parish, or commonwealth over 3 months and up to 2 years. These stays are evidence that free will does indeed exist. Exercising an excessive amount of free will could possibly allow you to gain free room and board at one of our little-known vacation hideaways. You could come to know all our wonderful staff who see to your every need and ensure you are treated with the respect befitting your accusations. As a free gift for taking this vacation, you might even leave with up to 18 months probation. Following God's will eliminates your eligibility for this fabulous offer. Terms and conditions apply. This offer is not void anywhere in the world.
Jeff: Hey Bill, I haven't seen you in a while, where have ya been?
Bill: county vacation
Jeff: What a Bummer man.
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