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to add a repeating 'donk', or 'clunk' sound (onomatopoeic) to a piece of music when writing or remixing it, typically on the offbeat, characteristic of bassline/scouse house/niche & NRG.
"..what you wanna do wi dat right? - You wanna put a bangin' donk on it..."
"Perhaps it might sound much improved if one were to put a donk on it?"
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n. A vehicular unit that is full of, or designed to haul, swamp donkeys (see also: sea donkey). Due to the sheer mass of a swamp donkey a vehicle with a chassis not engineered to support such an enormous load may be visibly evident by one or both bumpers dragging near the ground or, if an odd number of swamp donkeys are occupying the vehicle, a severe listing to one side.
Note: It is advisable to avoid Donk Trains on the road. Not only could their sloth-like appearance cause uncontrolled vomiting or seizures, but could possibly be a road hazzard.
The National Traffic Safety Board (NTSB) reported 5 deaths and over a dozen injuries caused by Donk Trains in the United States in 2005. The NTSB reports that non-commercial grade tires are prone to exploding from the enormous lateral force exerted by multiple swamp donkeys occupying a typical passenger car. This accounts for the bulk of the reported accidents.
In March of 2006 in upstate New York a family of 4 was killed in a Donk Train wreck. Both the NTSB and NHTSA concluded the accident was caused by un unevenly loaded Donk Train. The Donk Train's frame, while heavily listing to one side, twisted while going around a sweeping corner, then snapped in half and crossed eight lanes of heavy traffic. The front half of the Donk Train, with its two swamp donkey passengers securely wedged between the seat and the dash, rolled seven times, struck and crushed the Volvo sedan (arguably one of the safest cars in production), and instantly killed all passengers on impact.
Passenger: Look at that little car leaning on its side!
Driver: Oh shit it's a Donk Train!
Passenger: Does it have flat tires?
Driver: No those swamp donkeys are so heavy that the sidewalls are just collapsing from the stress. We better keep some distance if we want to live.
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An ass that protrudes out from the back and makes a ledge; one that bobs back and forth while a large girl walks; looks like two sacks of patatoes.
"I rested my mug on her dadonk-a-donk while I went for a ride."
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A shit that comes out of a big 'ole asshole.
Man, I went to the bathroom today and took a donk shit and my asshole was stretched for days!
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A close synonym for 'hurry up' or 'get a move on.' Used to indicate that the person needs to get their shit together and often leave. To increase the urgency in the expression one can use 'fucking' between the 'a' and the 'donk.'
Also used when having a drinking session with friends to encorage a member of the group to finish their drink or catch up with the others.
Friend 1: Have you packed yet? We need to leave otherwise we're going to miss the train.
Friend 2: No mate. I'm just about to.
Friend 1: Well put a fucking donk on it then!
Drinking Friend 1: Everyone finished their cans yeh?
Drinking Friends: Yeh, get us some more mate.
Slow drinking friend: Don't worry about me guys, i've still got half to go. Start without me.
Drinking friend 1: Come on mate put a donk on it and we'll start the next can together.
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Something that is good but can also be considered as something bad.
Well, That right der' that's a lil' bit Re-Donk.
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n. A man that, despite even extreme levels of intoxication, exhibits impermeable resolve in his resistance to the venomous advances and wiles of the dreaded Swamp Donkey.
Josh was a surly drunk, and probably made a fool of himself on the dance floor, but his prowess as a Donk Slayer could not be denied.
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