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When a person sticks there arm up a woman's vagina, as if fisting, then picks up her leg and strums it while flailing there fingers around inside her, as if playing a wicked sweet guitar solo. "First attempted at the Covelli Center home of the Youngstown Phantoms"
Laura really likes guitars so she let me give her a Youngstown Phantom.
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N. (fantum terd)
When you take a shit and look in the toilet and there is nothing there.
After a long day of work I came home and took a long PHANTOM TURD, then I went to McDonald's.
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A piece of hair on your face which after multiple swipings and whipings wont come off. You can feel this hair, yet you cannot see it, therefore extremely hard to remove, and especially annoying.
Parker: ugh i feel like i have this hair on my face that wont come off, do you see it?
Ann: Ahh... the phantom hair.
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A man dressed in a sheet, pretending to be a ghost, with his penis protruding from the sheet, looking for random women to stealth sodomize.
"Sally, walking home from the library, stopped by the coffee shop, and was assaulted (quite well) in the alley by the local phantom buttfucker."
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When you lose weight, and your boobs shrink, but you are to cheap to buy new bras so there is a gap. The extra space is filled with the ghost of your former boob.
Boyfriend (touches boob)- What? There's nothing in there.
Girl- Yeah, I know, the bra is too big. It's just my phantom boob now.
when your postmates delivery driver ghosts you and never gives you your order
"Oh man I got phantom gourmeted again! That's twice now they straight up ghosted my ass"
A nosy neighbor who does not want to be caught spying. The person who wants to know everything that happens on the block. Seen in practically every neighborhood, and every movie depicting a neighborhood.
As I walked down the street, I had the eerie feeling that I was being watched. Must have been a window phantom.