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Marvin Ridge middle school is fucking hell go away
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An American high school located on a wind-blown precipice
in the far western shit-hole suburbs of Denver,Co.
This funky corn-hole of secondary education is only notable for not being Columbine.It is a massing of the spoiled progeny of parents one step up from the white trash and one mortgage payment from smoking pole for crack rock.
The athletic teams get beat like a drum every year and the teachers think that To Kill A Mockingbird is cutting edge literature.
In short,Boo good!DRHS sucks your brain like a juice box.
Mom:Look at those black criminals on CSI!
DRHS student:Quit smoking meth out of that light bulb and listen.At Dakota Ridge High School,we are taught that they are metaphorical mockingbirds.So shut your crankhole and help me bust up this chiffarobe.
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Fucking shitty ass school located in one of the richest parts of Las Vegas, even though half the kids who attend are scene-wannabe pothead who basically fail at life.
Also known as Shady Ridge because of the amount of fake, drama starting whores.
Filled with a big population of mormons... nuff said.
The girls are all mentally retarded attention whores who think that sleeping with all of the guys on the football team (which sucks, just like all the other sports) doesn't make you a slut, and the guys are all douchebags who brag about getting their dick sucked, even though it's really not hard to shove two inches in your mouth.
Huge rival to Arbor View, another local high school that isn't quite far from Shady Ridge, but still filled with the same type of people, only they have more money.
typical girl at shadow ridge high school.
mandy: *shouts across the room* OH MY GOSH RYAN SAID HE LOVED ME ON FRIDAY AND AFTER WE SMOKED THREE POUNDS OF WEED WE HAD SEX AND I GAVE HIM A BJ LULZ
*three days later*
mandy: OMFGGGG RYAN CHEATED ON ME WITH MY BEST FUCKING FRIEND I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE I CUT MYSELF ANYTHING TO MAKE THIS PAIN GO AWAY I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE IM GONNA KILL MYSELF I JUST CANT WAIT FOR THE NEXT SHOW AT 702 SO I CAN LET GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
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A school where meme culture has run rampant, and most of the motherfuckers that go there are either being ironic or shit on bathroom floors. If you go into a bathroom, expect to be asked for pods.
“Do you go to Seminole Ridge High School?”
“Yeah, and I hung a dead rat in the bathroom.”
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A school were you have a thousand cliques, the teachers are full favoritism, the principal is rarely there, the food is gross, the fights are lame and you have "teams" that define if you are stupid or not. The drama program sucks and they never put on good shows. The P.e. teachers are fat and laugh at students. The dances are full of FAIL, and the play list consists of cha cha slide, cupid shuffle and soulja boy. The fads are wearing a color polo under the already nerdy uniform, peace signs are a must if you want to look cool, rolling up the sleeves is must if you don't want to look like a nerd. Indian Ridge is full of rednecks, preppies, emo's who are going through phases, the ghettos who "dont give a f if your in their way" the hippies, the skateboarders and a list of other "unique" kinds of kids. Its also cool to use lots of curse words in every sentence and talk bad about teachers. The relashonships last a week and if its "love" 2 weeks.
kid: Did you hear about Indian Ridge Middle school?
Kid 2: Yea, its the one that everyone calls an "a" school when everybody really cheats and its full of white kids who desperately want to be popular and be accepted.
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A failed Contraction camp that ended being called moreland ridge, but instead everyone is black
Typical Moreland ridge middle school conversation
Kid: i'm going to Delta woods
Moreland boy: LOL go follow you gator way fag
Kid: Go to the bathroom where the gas chambers used to be located
Hell on earth. Kramer is chill tho.
Bob: what middle school did you go to?
John: Pioneer Ridge Middle School
Bob: oh you mean hell.