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ASSASSIN

Sexiest man on discord, has also had sexual intercourse with your mother.

oh my god assassin just had sex with me

by ppman132 September 15, 2021


AssAssin

A person with two asses.

Person 1: Damn bro I didn't know you were an AssAssin

Person 2: Who are you!? Wtf are you doing in my house!? GET OUT BEFORE I CALL THE COPS!

by ◉ ‿ ◉  July 11, 2021


Assassin

Two asses in each other

YO ITS DERRICK THE BUTTHOLE ASSASSIN

by zaqwszsfdzsgf September 21, 2020


Keyboard Assassin

(n) - An individual who furiously enters comments into a comment section for the sole purpose of proving everyone wrong, and silencing an entire thread despite neither being right or wrong, just passionate.

"Boy, that keyboard assassin sure showed me what for..."
"Reddit is fun, until a flat-earth keyboard assassin shows up..."
"4chan would be great if it weren't for all these keyboard assassins..."
"Are you a fucking keyboard assassin dude?"

by Richard P. Sprinkler March 3, 2021


ass-assassinated

to be rapped to death by a donkey

did you hear daen was ass-assassinated

by ball fondler December 5, 2023


Faceless Assassins

An organization, group, or gang of aggressive/violent teenage girls. They swear to protect their friends from boys and heartbreak. All of the girls in the gang are single. It is lead by three girls, who go by the code names of Jeb, Moko, and Olive. Their gang symbol is the three right fingers on their right hand over their left eye. Their mascot is a ninja snail.

Don't mess with these girls or their friends.

Boy 1: guys, I broke up with my girlfriend.
Boy 2: oh no.
Boy 3: you'd better watch out, the faceless assassins will be after you.

by Slim Biscuit December 19, 2013


Glass Assassin

(n.) One who is known for breaking bongs, an insult

Matt: Hey Tim you wanna hit this?
Andrew: You might not wanna let him do that man, hes a glass assassin. He cracked my favorite bong last month
Matt: ooh... nevermind

by Earth Toots July 13, 2011