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To give oral sex and receive anal sex at the same time - a spit roast. The candle in question is a penis, or man made substitute such as a strap-on dildo.
Jon loves burning the candle both ends, it keeps him up all night.
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When you smother your pubic area with Vaseline and light it on fire and masturbate
"So what kind of stuff are you into daddy"
"Irish Crotch candles mostly ;)"
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Being stricken with a virus or whatever that gives you the shits and makes you puke as well.
I'm so sick! I blew mud and then 10 minutes later I puked my guts out! I'm burning the candle at both ends!
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only the greatest saying to procede with the action of pissing someone off
britttany: dude just shut the fuck up! i dont want to fucking talk to you!!!
renee: who pissed out your birthday candles?
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Focusing on a less relevant or less important task when something major needs to be done.
Delaying the inevitable
Sarah: "Isn't you final year project due in for tomorrow?"
Robert:....yeah
Sarah" Then why aren't you working on it?"
Robert: "I'm checking UrbanDictionary..for a laugh"
Sarah:" You have to stop blowing out the candle, when your house is on fire dude"
Robert: "What does that mean?"
Sarah: "Check it on Urban Dictionary"
INSERT VICIOUS CYCLE
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A way of measuring the brightness of a person. The brighter the light the smarter and more capable the person. The dimmer the light the less they are capable .
He lacked the mental candle power to do his job but had no problem leaving a blazing trail of ruin in his path.
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when a man unleashes a very large unhumanly amount of jizzum on or around ones face
damn that chick just got the candle treatment .... i feel soooo bad for her!!!!!