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When you smother your pubic area with Vaseline and light it on fire and masturbate
"So what kind of stuff are you into daddy"
"Irish Crotch candles mostly ;)"
Being stricken with a virus or whatever that gives you the shits and makes you puke as well.
I'm so sick! I blew mud and then 10 minutes later I puked my guts out! I'm burning the candle at both ends!
only the greatest saying to procede with the action of pissing someone off
britttany: dude just shut the fuck up! i dont want to fucking talk to you!!!
renee: who pissed out your birthday candles?
Focusing on a less relevant or less important task when something major needs to be done.
Delaying the inevitable
Sarah: "Isn't you final year project due in for tomorrow?"
Robert:....yeah
Sarah" Then why aren't you working on it?"
Robert: "I'm checking UrbanDictionary..for a laugh"
Sarah:" You have to stop blowing out the candle, when your house is on fire dude"
Robert: "What does that mean?"
Sarah: "Check it on Urban Dictionary"
INSERT VICIOUS CYCLE
Big green candle happens around 2 hours before market close that defy all previous trends. This also happens based on no news. Typically this candle will be wiped out before market close or in a pre-market gap down on the following day.
Maverick discord: LDeazyMND wtf is going on with that candle around 2 ?
LDeazyMND: it is a Scam Candle!
Chuck: MND !
When somebody at the bar is getting “Happy Birthday” sung to them and you light a match to use as a makeshift candle.
This dude had his birthday at the bar last night and you know I had to light a Daniel Candle for him since NOBODY brought candles for him.
Have you heard of the word "lit"??...yeah "candles!" is just an upgrade level.
Dude did you watch that movie? Wasn't it good?
Good? dude...it was damn candles!