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Common Sense Fairy

U.S. Army term for a mythical creature that clubs privates, NCOs, gurus, officers and anybody else nearby that has succumbed to the bad advice of the Good Idea Fairy. Usually the Common Sense Fairy visits during AARs, accidents, misfires, or any other SNAFU moment. The weapon she yields is a club that often brings forth reduction in rank, loss of pay, cool points, jail time and anything else the smacks one with common sense. Listen to the Common Sense Fairy!

Captain Corelli and his mandolin just got smacked by the Common Sense Fairy when it was found out that his good idea is being investigated by CID and IG.

by easttimorjackontheattack January 25, 2012

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common-sensically challenged

The lack or absence there of common sense or logic; allowing the development of stupidity, idiocy, and personification of utter ignorance.

Jim is common-sensically challenged, this was evident to his friends and family after he tried kissing a wild grizzly bear naked.

by neonfox April 10, 2017


Common Law Relationship

This is when two individuals are in a relationship without a title by choice. Both people are clearly together but there is no official status. Couple must have been "together" seriously for over six months to be considered. This situation may be caused because one is afraid to admit their feelings, or one does not truely want to be in the relationship, or they just don't worry about the status. Regardless of how they perceive it, the world sees them as a couple, or common law dating.

Ben: That's not Collin's girlfriend ya know.
Ty: What? They have been "together" forever!
Ben: Oh I know, but one of them, I wont name names, doesn't want to be "dating"
Ty: But.. They are only seeing each other?
Ben: Yes, so they are in a common law relationship.

by Millett5 November 9, 2011

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Postmodern Common Sense

1. form of logic reserved for common people
2. objectively unverifiable form of logic
3. form of logic that minimizes or eliminates
the highly specialized hair-splitting,
perpetuitous analysis that helps us
appear more intelligent than the masses.
4. form of a logic non-expert in nature.
The new modern definition of Common Sense was written by an honorable standing member of the judiciary.

The judiciary considers the use of postmodern Common Sense in the courtroom to be very contemptuous and highly offensive.

by Spiritual-Master December 11, 2021

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Common Sense Media

A website where kids and parents can report on what ages should play/watch a certain piece of media.

Common Sense Media sucks.

by BladDX May 9, 2021

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Common Discord L

When the social media and gaming platform β€œDiscord” is unable to perform a simple fucking task or action.

β€œUgh! My meme isn’t uploading to general.”
β€œCommon Discord L, man.”

by Chester Is Cold October 24, 2022

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Common Aidis L

The pinnacle of Ls. So bad that you have to be associated with Aidis. Reached Lord Status

"Where are you going to schoolies?" "Terrigal" "Where is everyone else going?" "Byron" "Common Aidis L"
"Who are you taking to formal" "Saarah" "Doesn't she like Josh?" "Yes" "Common Aidis L

by Josh Cavallo November 5, 2022