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A Pirate Whore is a woman that tears throw your money, heart, and sole. Like she is pillaging a boat. She will easily leave you for a friend, or a family member, as if nothing that she has done is wrong. They tend to be nice, till they get what they want, and then it’s downhill from there. This allusive creature has been known to get married to people, and thrive off of them for years. Then come out, and destroy everything. They are very dangerous, and you should use caution when in the same room, or car.
Did you hear about what she did to mark?? Yeah, what a Pirate Whore.
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When a woman specifically asks the man not to cum inside her(aka creampie), and the man agrees not to, but does it anyway.
You know Jenny doesn't like it when guys cum inside her, but it's not like I care, I'm a total Cream Pirate.
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Pit Pirate:A scurvy of internet cooking and BBQ forums.
A Pit Pirate is an individual who focuses his entire life around his own ego. EVERYTHING is always about him. If you've cooked it, he's cooked 10 times as much and of course BETTER! If you've been there, he been there SEVERAL times! If one of your kids is cute.... well then he just doesn't care....because it's all about HIM!!!
A Pit Pirate will join and internet forum and overwhelm it with braggard, self-centered, egotistical posts until he is either banned or generally ostricised by the members. BEWARE the Pit Pirate!!!
The DANGER of a Pit Pirate is when he is finally walking the plank on his own sinking self-centered world, he WILL bug, virus, spam and destroy the website that offended his pretty little ego.
BEWARE thePIT PIRATE !!!!
He Says stuff like, "I'm Cook'n while yer just Internet Look'n!" & "Look here BOY!" and steals several other catch phrases from highly popular people that he KNOWS is better then himself....and starts a thread and responds to HIMSELF in it costantly. Sometimes up to 10 posts consecutively to MIMSELF, usually ending up in 80%-90% of the post being from himself!
I'm the best! No one's better...LOOK AT ME I'm the PIT PIRATE!!!
I'm a home video star! Let's talk more about ME, and less about you!
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When, in the act of copulation, the man ejaculates into his partner's eye and then kicks him/her in the shin, causing him/her to squint and hop around on one leg saying, "Yarrr!"
This chick I was banging said she wasn't on birth control and that I had to pull out...so I gave her a cranky pirate and left.
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the one and only mmo-ARGH-pg in which you learn to live the way of the pirate... the puzzle pirate that is, you start of as a filthy scoundrel wearing rags and begging for PoE (pieces of eight / the currency of puzzle pirates), you can move up to being part of a crew or even being the captain of a crew, there are tons of jobs and they're all quite are varied, the way the jobs work is (you guessed it!) you get to solve puzzles... from tetris-like to bejeweled-like games, quite a lot of fun honestly.
if you're sick of the typical mmorpg template, i suggest you give this little FREE game a try, it's quite fun.
ARRGHH!!!
"puzzle pirates is quite a good online game"
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Where a male ejaculates in the eye of a female causing her to loose vision in one eye, and then kicking her in one leg so she hops about like pirate with a peg leg.
I gave Meg the salty pirate last night.
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When doing a chick from behind and about to bust a nut the male "pulls out" and spits on the womans back. When she turns around, blow your load in her eye. When she gets up all pissed off punch her in the leg causing her to limp while holding her eye.
Sheeet dawg, was laying that chick out... when i gaver her a limpin pirate awww sheeeet.
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