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A hybrid of "Filthy" ninja and "filthy seagull".
The act of sneaking in on a couple having sex without, being seen or heard, then climb onto either a chest of draws or wardrobe and proceed to masterbate furiously to climax. On spraying your man muck, squark like a seagull, and attempt to leave before a light is turned on or the couple get up to beat your ass.
A dangerous and tricky operation, but when done right turns the trainee ninja seagull into a living legend!!!
teacher says to student " Well done grass hopper, you have successfully completed your filthy ninja seagull mission. However extra points have been awarded as it was your parents havin sex"
"Where the fuck did that seagull come from?" said mike to Carol
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It is when you are having rough sex with some broad on the beach and all of a sudden you pull out your dick and dip it in the sand and then jam it back inside her as hard as you can causing the broad to scream as loud as she cqn
I was plowing this girl on the beach and when i accidentlyh pulled out and my dick went in the sand i didnt hesitate to put it back in her and man did she scream. rwight when she screamed a flock of seagulls went over us. i call it the screaming saegull, S is for screaming seagull
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When a guy and a girl are on a beach having sex and the guy takes his dick out, sticks it in the sand, then back in the girl, so she screams like a seagull.
"Dude, I was fucking my girl friend on the beach the other day and I stuck my dick in the sand randomly and made her scream like a seagull."
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is when your on holiday and eat something which does not quite agree with you, resulting in a bad case of the almighty squidgy shits...
that fish i had last night wasnt cooked to well, now im shittin like a seagull and got a fookin shit rash.....
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The seagulls are fake af so if your're faker than them.... you really out there. Reel it in and make some friends
You bout faker than them seagulls
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A fantastic and triumphant sexual move. extremely pleasurable to both parties, although the woman is left paralyzed from the waste down 60% of the time. This move can only be performed on the beach because the man must anchor his feet into the sand for maximum thrusting power. You start off by having the woman perform a headstand, reach up between the dude's legs and tickle his grundle while he proceeds to fuckin plow the shit out of the girl's juicy crotch goblin. Most of the time one of those huge fucking mythical creatures will come lumbering over the dunes dragging a ten foot boner and join in the fun, but not all the time.
Hey Bill!
Yeah Bob?
I was giving Nancy the ole reverse wraparound painted seagull twist down on the spit the other day, and wouldn't ya know it? A huge goddamned elephant tyrannosaurus duck came outta nowhere and doused me in toothpaste.
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A sex position where a male comes from behind a woman standing on her head, wraps one hand around her waste, while holding a seagull by the feet. The seagull is then dipped in any liquid (diarhea in an old coffee can works wonderfully). The seagull is then stuck into the vagina and twisted in a circle while the male and female both caw vigourously.
I gave my wife a Reverse Wraparound Painted Seagull Twist for our fiftieth wedding anniversary.
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