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Colorado Starbucks

A Marijuana dispensary. They line the streets in Denver like Starbucks do in every other city.

The first thing I'm gonna do when my flight lands is find a Colorado Starbucks.

by Humboldt glottologist February 26, 2014


Starbucks Habitue

This type of person is generally in college and spend most of their free time alone inside of Starbucks. This type of person will generally have a macbook on their lap, their inarticulate Starbucks beverage in hand, pretending to work on something that would be more appropriate for their dorm or the library. The look of these people almost always consists of eyeglasses that clearly are not for a vision problem and some type of head wear.

Clem: hey wanna go get a drop from Starbucks?

John: Sure, but go through the drive thru, I can't stand those obnoxious Starbucks Habitue's.

by Clem Jonas January 23, 2014


Cooper Starbucks

Cooper Starbucks is a boy with a little pepperoni in his pants. Who likes to play the mouth fiddler diddler diddle until he stains his shorts

Hey Cooper Starbucks want to get a coffee?
Cooper Starbucks: Can I get a ch ch ch ch ch ch
Employee: Fucking spit it out shit head

by BigZinmypants July 14, 2022


mamma starbucks

1) Friend of all friends. Picks you up when you're down.

2) Bad ass knitter

"I drank too much"
"Mamma Starbucks will save you"

by Finchasaurus January 24, 2014


Starbucks Lemonade

When someone pisses in someone else's coffee mug/pot, swishes it around then dumps it out without washing it so the owner of said coffee mug/pot get a slight residue of urine with their next cup of coffee!

The boss made me work over tonight so I made sure he'll have a starbucks lemonade in the morning

by sackfucker November 07, 2010


Starbucks Point

The point in a modern cyber relationship where the two people decide to finally meet in real life. Usually for coffee. (Because it takes less time than a meal). And usually at a Starbucks. (Because they're everywhere.)

She and I have been chatting online for a week now and I wish we could meet. I'm way past the starbucks point but she is not.

by Kari Tracy August 30, 2008


Starbucks expresso

A sex position that cosists of fucking a woman in the analy when she has diarrhea. When the man is cumming she inmideatly starts to take a shit causing the fluids to mix. The end result looks like a starbucks expresso.

This starbucks expresso tastes like shit!!!!

by Mr. no nut November 09, 2022