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wonky toad

When someone is absolutely convinced they will never take ketamin again and only moments later is reduced to a toady mess on the party floor mumbling about ballbags and dribbling on ladies.

The anaemic toad when in with the mysterious ginger weasel becomes enraged and he and his sidekick the rare african closet gremlin. went on a magical journey from the land of carpet to the vinyl mountain. He then feeling challenged issues mucus from his griffnuts and transforms into a wonky toad.

by willhelm654 August 8, 2011

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Sack of Toads

When a guy's sack is so nasty looking and messed up that it has the appearance of a sack of toads. The extra skin on the scrotum allows room for the "toads" (testicles) to swim around

Dude, i saw Sam's scrotum last night, he has such a sack of toads!!!!

by J.A.H. = BAMF June 3, 2009

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Getting toad

Getting unwantedly fucked by a disfigured toad-shaped penis, in either a literal or metaphorical sense.

The Browns totally got toad again on Thursday night.

Did you hear Sheila got toad last night? So happy for her. FINALLY.

Fuck man, Iโ€™m getting toad right now at work.

Stormy Daniels is getting toad by the President.

by Bl6nc0 September 19, 2018

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Dat Toad

A really cool person, makes good memes and watches porn. A dat toad is also very cool. Please believe me on that oh my g

"Hey bro, did you see what dat toad was watching last night?"
"Yeah man, something bout a uhhh...... magical sleepover??"

by inklingthot December 10, 2018

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lame toad

A perennial loser at Battletoading.

Garrett is a real lame toad these days. I just battletoaded him AGAIN!

by BattleToadKing April 23, 2010

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cane toad

the act of humping someone

I totally saw you cane toading that girl last night

by Sveiven November 13, 2006

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corn toad

a female with vaginal warts

I was fuckin that bitch when I realized she was a corn toad.

by spencer hicks February 17, 2005

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