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When you cut off your own dick and then blow through the hold at the head. "Toot! Toot!"
Hey Carl! Why don't you just give yourself a Bloody Trumpet!
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Receiving a blow job from a mormon girl, while facing east (finger butt play optional).
After bible study she totally gave me a Moroni Trumpet!
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1. Mouth.
2. Someone who likes to talk shit and is know for sucking dick.
“I will jam my dick in to your Fuck Trumpet if I catch you talk shit”.
“👌👈🎺”
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I had a bowl of chili for dinner last night and this morning the trumpet fish were running wild.
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When your girl eats spicy food and you eat ass.
Oh, you had Thai food for dinner? Looks like I’ll be playing the devil’s trumpet tonight.
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When your balls are in a girl's mouth and you fart on her nose.
Tea Bagging with a fart.
I got this drunk girl to come over for some Tea and Trumpets last night.
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When a man farts while getting oral sex.
Tom knew Cindy's love of music, so he finished with a Meat Trumpet in C Minor.
She demands that I signal with a Meat Trumpet before I cum.
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