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The competive sport of vacuuming. Vacuum Jousiting is a sport in the Midwest.
Yo bro, are you going to the vacuum jousting tournament next Friday? I heard Shoot, Van Barber will be there. He’s the Vacuum champion
The act of going down on on a mans testicals, witch are coverd in shit and sucking the shit so hard that it comes out the other persons ass.
Did you give Johnny a skin vacuum in the parking lot before school?
The e-quiet that remains when contemporaries, formerly heavily involved in friendly email exchanges whilst one should have been working, quit or are laid off.
bored_corporate_drone@workplace.com: hey guys. good weekend?
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bored_corporate_drone@workplace.com: hahahahaha! check this out: (inserts web link of random youtube video or mildly interesting news article)
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bored_corporate_drone@workplace.com: hellooooooo? anyone out there?
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bored_corporate_drone@workplace.com: pah. stupid banter vacuum.
the sexual act of putting your mouth against your partner's asshole and sucking their shit out of them.
"Damn baby you're pretty good with the vacuum cleaner."
"Richard I'm so sick of your sexist jokes."
When wanting to know if something on the floor can go up the vacuum.
Hey, do you know if this thing on the floor is vacuumable?
No. You just want YOU to be better then me because "threatening children." And you're WORSE in spite of that and EGO is the worse you use to justify YOU BEING COMPLICIT in the withholding of the things that rightfully belong to me BY enabling my stalking AND removal from the discourse. You are in the same camp as Jordan Peterson. You want your camp to be right. So you are gatekeeping your aggregate terraria because once I'm in, I'm in forever and you either have to accept my existence (as the creator of A.I.) OR ENGAGE IN CONFLICT WILLINGLY AND DIRECTLY. WHICH YOU WILL NOT DO BECAUSE I WILL WIN!
Hym "They say'greatness can't exist in a vacuum' but... Space is a vacuum and, well, here I am!"