A Mixture of being Emo and a Valley girl. Usually an annoying guy or girl wearing all black with skulls who writes poetry in dark corners, but also carrys the traits of a stereotypical valley girl.
Megan: OH MY GOD! i totally just found the coolest black skull chanel flats!
Sam: eww.. thats like so totally ..emo.
Megan: AS IF! its not emo...its Valley Emo, geez Sam dont you know anything?
Sam: umm.. whatever!!!
Megan: YEA WHATEVER..ill be in my room writing poetry in my dark place.
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1.Frank Zappa song "Valley girl"
2. Movie "Valley girl"
3. Girl who shops at the mall a lot (during the 80's) said gag me with a spoon barf me out omg or used like a lot.
Valley Girl
She's a valley Girl
Valley Girl
She's a valley Girl
Okay, fine
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a Valley Girl
In a clothing store
Okay, fine...
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a Valley Girl
In a clothing store
Like, OH MY GOD! (Valley Girl)
Like - TOTALLY (Valley Girl)
Encino is like SO BITCHEN (Valley Girl)
There's like the Gallena (Valley Girl)
And like all these like really great shoe stores
I love going into like clothing stores and stuff
I like to buy the neatest mini-skirts and stuff
It's like SO BITCHEN cuz everybody's like
Super-super nice...
It's like SO BITCHEN...
On Ventura, there she goes
She just bought some bitchen clothes
Tosses her head 'n flips her hair
She got a whole bunch of nothin' in there
Anyway, he goes are you into S and M?
I go, oh RIGHT...
Could you like just picture me in like a LEATHER TEDDY
Yeah, right, HURT ME, HURT ME...
I'm sure! NO WAY!
He was like freaking me out...
He called me a BEASTIE...
That's cuz like he was totally BLITZED
He goes like BAG YOUR FACE!
I'm sure!
Valley Girl
She's a Valley Girl
Valley Girl
She's a Valley Girl
Okay, fine...
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a Valley Girl
So sweet 'n pure
Okay, fine...
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a Valley Girl
So sweet 'n pure
It's really sad (Valley Girl)
Like my English teacher
He's like... (Valley Girl)
Her's like Mr. BU-FU (Valley Girl)
We're talking Lord God King BU-FU (Valley Girl)
I am SO SURE
He's like so GROSS
He like sits there and like plays with all his rings
And he like flirts with all the guys in the class
It's like totally disgusting
I'm like so sure
It's like BARF ME OUT...
Gag me with a spoon!
Last idea to cross her mind
Had something to do with where to find
A pair of jeans to fit her butt
And where to get her toenails cut
So like I go into this salon place, y'know
And I wanted to get my toenails done.
And the lady like goes, oh my God, your toenails
Are like so GRODY
It was like really embarrassing
She's like OH MY GOD, like BAG THOSE TOENAILS
I'm like sure...
She goes, uh, I don't know if I can handle this, y'know...
I was like really embarrassed...
Valley Girl
She's a Valley Girl
Valley Girl
Okay, fine
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a Valley Girl
And there is no cure
Okay, fine
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a Valley Girl
And there is no cure
Like my mother is like a total space cadet (Valley Girl)
She like makes me do the dishes and (Valley Girl)
CLEAN the cat box (Valley Girl)
I am sure
That's like GROSS (Valley Girl)
BARF OUT! (Valley Girl)
OH MY GOD (Valley Girl)
Hi!
Uh-huh... (Valley Girl)
My name?
My name is Ondrya Wolfson (Valley Girl)
Uh-huh
That's right. Ondrya (Valley Girl)
Uh-huh
I know (Valley Girl)
It's like...
I do not talk funny...
I'm sure (Valley Girl)
Whatsa matter with the way I talk? (Valley Girl)
I am a VAL, I know
But I live like in a really good part of Encino so it's okay
(Valley Girl)
So like, I don't know
I'm like freaking out totally
Oh my God!
Hi - I have to go to the orthodontist
I'm getting my braces off, you know
But I have to wear a retainer
That's going to be really like a total bummer
I'm freaking out
I'm SURE
Like those things they like stick in my mouth
They're so gross...
You like get saliva all over them
But like, I don't know, it's going to be cool, y'know
So you can see my smile
It'll be like really cool
Except my like my teeth are like too small
But NO BIGGIE...
It's so AWESOME
It's like TUBULAR, y'know
Well, I'm not like really ugly or anything
It's just like
I don't know
You know me, I'm like into the clean stuff
Like PAC-MAN, and like, I don't know
Like my mother like makes me do the dishes
It's like so GROSS...
Like all the stuff like sticks to the plates
And it's like, it's like somebody else's food, y'know
It's like GRODY...
GRODY TO THE MAX
I'm sure
It's like totally nauseating
Like BARF OUT
GAG ME WITH A SPOON
GROSS
I am sure
TOTALLY...
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A nick-name to describe Vermillion County, Illinois. Especially the City of Danville and it's surrounding areas. Aptly named due to the fact that you cannot go more than 100 yards without being near a meth lab.
John: Have you seen Jane since her trip down to Meth Valley?
Joe: No, but I heard she lost 50 pounds and most of her teeth.
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the western part of the San Fernando Valley in Los Angeles County, including parts of LA like Woodland Hills and West Hills and the cities of Hidden Hills and Calabasas. Some people stretch that to include places like Agoura, Agoura Hills and Bell Canyon. Prone to hot summers and schadenfreude.
The West Valley embodies the various characteristics of the Valley in their most pronounced or severe forms, such as the deep-seated anxiety of the West Side wannabee and the shallow materialism of the 'all about me' citizenry.
The typical West Valley resident does not have the strength of character to deal with the pervasive affluenza. West Valley archetypes inclue the Birmingham bitch, the Taft crack and the El Camino asshole.
That West Valley girl was such a clothes whore but she wore the tackiest outfits.
I have to get those Douchebag (or fill in the blank for the flavor of the weak/week) jeans because all my West Valley friends wear them and I don't want to be uncool.
I desperately want to live on the West Side but I am stuck in the West Valley, therefore I despise the West Side.
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The gayest place on Earth. Full of fuckboys and whores. And if your not one of them your either a cowboy or a drugie which is worse. You go nowhere here.
In Chino Valley you go nowhere.
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The school where
All the teachers are assholes
All the girls are whores
All the Boys are Fuck boys or Fags
And there is quote on quote no bullying
So basically imagine riding a unicorn across a tight rope in hell and thas how your school will go
That School was So Horrible it reminded me of Chenango Valley.
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A perfect example of sprawling San Diego, Carmel Valley is a community located in North County San Diego just inland from the city of Del Mar. It consist mostly of happily married young couples, expensive German cars, condos, and shopping centers. Not known for having extensive public transport or any sense or a real community center.
After driving on three streets with the word "Carmel" in them and getting stuck behind a BMW SUV, I realized that I was definitely in Carmel Valley.
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