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I don't really care about what you just said personally
so what ?
does that really mean anything ?
"I fancy you a lottt hannah kennedy"
"N WIT !"
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Bob: Did you see that sick move!
Jeb: Fuck yea it was ill witted!
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some one who is a loser and doesn't know anything.
my friend is such a nit wit for thinking butter isn't a carb.
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A religious sect of Christianity, now deemed a cult, that spreads itself to as many people as possible. Claiming the end of the world is nearing, they say it is their duty to preach to all to save them. Only Jehovah's Witnesses will survive the end. Though they may seem peaceful, nice and loving, "hardcore" Jehovah's Witnesses are infact nearly terrorist, violent, hateful, racist and overall, disgusting people. They spread anti-semitism, believe in hating the United States, Israel, the United Nations and homosexuals. They previously have been on 20/20 for sexual molestation charges within the church. They are one step lower than terrorist extremeists and preach many falsehoods that they cannot backup. The horrors do not stop there, as charges of molstation and racism are only the beginning. Along with those come, trespassing, assault, harassment, battery, terrorism, manslaughter and hate crimes. They believe in not accepting vital medical help such as organ transplants and blood transfusions and if a JW parent's child is critically injured and needs such a medical treatment, the religion prohibits it. The child, even if could be saved and fully recover, is told they must die.
I got visited by Jehovahs Witnesses today, they tried blocking me from shutting the door on them.
Those damn Jehovah's Witnesses keep harassing me every weekend.
Quick! Shut the door and lock it, the Jehovahs Witnesses are coming. Call the police!
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A fantastic little ditty that makes you appear masculine, tough, and pure gangsta weezy shizah. Ladies love guys with confidence, and nothing shows off confidence more than flailing your arms with your fellow brethren and laughing as you're doing it, knowing how ridiculously stupid both you and the dance are.
Timothy: Do you know how much box I pulled in at the club when the ladies saw me showing off my lean wit it rock wit it moves?
Johnny: None?
Timothy: Correct.
Douglas: You see that chick over there? Well according to the hip hop that I hear on the radio, ladies love it when I dance like an ass in the club. So I'll simply do my thing and then talk to her the way they talk in the songs.
*Leans with it and rocks with it*
*Walks over to girl*
Douglas: So girl, wanna go beat it up, work your mouth all night?
Girl: Get away from me!
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Crazy fools who suck all the joy from life and will try to sneak in under the radar and do the same to you.
Me: Hey, can I have a random wheel barrel of fruit and vegetables too?
JW:No! You're Methodist and an impure demon!
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Usually spelled Jehovah's Witness. A strict religious group in which members cannot celebrate holidays or birthdays, but rather spend their time going door to door annoying people with their views and beliefs.
John: Hey, someone just knocked on our front door.
Sally: Oh snap! It's the Jehovah's Witnesses again. Go tell them we are atheists.
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