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year 7s
year 7s are little bitches that are either like ¨ oh my goooddddddd emily!! look hes so awsome wowowowoowowowowowo OMG teacher can we do our test YAY!!!!. or oi lad fuck off you piece of shit year 8 have some respect or i will knock you out.
oooh ooooh oooh wanna fight marmite. fuck off wanka. they have no respect at all and think they are lil gansters and shit.
Where the dab was nothing, sex was nothing, nothing wad fucking nothing. then the world was made then. year 1
there is no such thing as year 0! cause they were nothing in year 0!
A phrase screamed by a gay furry shitposting Dark Souls III player who wanted to be high tier in a PVP Discord server, but instead was bested by another player with a broken straight sword.
Ugh.. okay, you know what? I’m just going to be made fun of. ‘Cause I’m tilted! I lost because I’m tilted! I have ten people in chat shitting on me, I have fucking Meryx and his fucking gangbangers just shitting on me, why the fuck do you think I’m tilted?! I’ve had to deal with this shit for FOUR YEARS! I’VE HAD TO DEAL WITH IT FOR FOUR YEARS! Four years. Get the fuck out of my chat. sigh Just calm down? No! The moment you fucking say that, I don’t care about your opinion, because you don’t understand the shit I have been through. Okay? Do you understand what fucking Meryx has done to me? Do you understand what fucking Prince has said to me? Do you understand any of the fucking history with that? They have genuinely pushed me to the the brink of fucking suicide! Okay?! That is not a joke! There’s a reason I stopped playing this game. There’s a reason I left pvpcord. Okay? Because he keeps getting unbanned. Nobody fucking deals with their shit, and they just keep harassing people! Meryx has a fucking Discord where he harasses people for fun! He literally has a sniping Discord! No, I don’t even want to play anymore. I’m done. I’m broken.
You did it guys, you broke me! claps You made me yell for the first time in five years! You made me break down! Are you happy? Are you guys happy? Are you satisfied? Are you going to clip it enough? Are you going to jerk off to it? I bet Meryx is laughing his ass off right now. Ha ha, look at this dude! He’s such an insane person! Fucking hate this community. So much. Yeah, look at Daug go. Just finish the Bo9? No. I’m not. I don’t care about high tier. I don’t care about this game. There’s a reason I stopped playing two years ago. Alright? It’s because of people like Meryx, it’s because of people like Prince. They have been a thing for years. Okay? Why do you think I fucking hate Ashes? It’s because Meryx is in it, Gabri is in it, those fucking people - are just insufferable.
I’ve had to deal with this shit for FOUR YEARS! I’VE HAD TO DEAL WITH IT FOR FOUR YEARS!
Similar in concept to dog years, but for men. It is used to indicate the actual maturity level of a man regardless of his age.
I thought dating an older man would be less drama, but turned out he was only 5 in man years.
Someone who has not had sex thus far into the calendar year.
Jim: "Man, I can't believe it's April and I''m still a year virgin"
Larry: "A year virgin?"
Jim: "Ya, I haven't had sex yet in 2017"
A time in the later years of a man's life when he is probably retired and is using his local wetherspoons as a second home.
A- Mate I'm so sick of this job - can't wait for the spoons years!
B- Yeah, look at that dude - he is loving the spoons years!
The life of any electronics in the hands of a female.
Bro, your girl already broke the screen on the new iPhone that you bought her?
Yeah, but it lasted almost a whole year...that's like 7 in girl years!