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A male who whilst at his girlfriends mothers house sneaks into her room and steals her hair gel
Stephen is a right hair gel thief
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Having sex and listening to salsa music on a stolen iPod at the same time. (Apple makes iPod)
I had the ultimate Mexican apple thief session last night with my girlfriend.
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When you take a girls virginity while they are unconscious, asleep, or drugged.
Bonus:
3 for 1 : Self explanatory
Achieve status of Ultimate Thief
Guy1: Yo dude, I was a master thief yesterday!
Guy2: What did you steal?
Guy1: A virginty.
Guy2:.....wow
Guy3:WTF?
Guy1 and Guy 2: *fist bump*
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Someone who likes anal sex - general a homo.
Jeez... he looks like a chutney locker thief
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When a male grasps his testicles tightly while his partner screams at the top of her lungs and sucks the male's penis while the male fingers her with his fist while wearing boxing gloves then they both cum in each others eyes and yell " RAWWWR!! " while they eat their own shit and this has to be performed with either your mom, aunt, cousin, sister or grand mother, wife, girlfriend, or brother.
Guy # 1:Dude, I tried The Korean Butt thief with Sheryl last night it was fucking amazing!
Guy # 2:Fucking sweet bro!!
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1) Missing a putt on the golf course, due mainly to the slower speed of the greens when playing very early in the morning.
2) Convincing your partner to get in a morning quickie.
1) Thief in the morning dew
Derek - "Wow, that was a slow putt...you really should have made that one."
Michael - "I know...I definitely got theifed in the morning dew."
2) Thief in the morning dew
Patrick - "Hey buddy, you're looking pretty happy today....did you theif one in the morning dew?"
Travis - "Ya man, it's the best way to start the day."
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Parasite., idea thieving slag, would not have an original idea unless it hit her between the legs ( explains the kid )
Boil on societies left arse cheek that just won't die. Needs to be popped, and left to dry out....
"Oh if you just design this that would be great"
"I know i should of asked to use it, but didn't think it would worry you ""
""If i had an original thought , i think i would feint""
""Only ever posts the same picture of herself""
"GT-bikes-chick-08 is a lying thief..."
Gt-bikes-chick-08 is a parasite.
liar scum boil Gt-bikes-chick-08 is a lying thief.
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