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The heaven where you play while the employees are preparing you food
"Hey kids, the cooks are making the food so you have some tim-"
*Naruto runs into McDonalds Play Place*
Using your girl’s panties as a wet spot barrier between her ass and your expensive bed sheets.
The panties are removed in anticipation of oral sex or coitus then spread smoothly under her ass like a place mat to catch her wetness, squirt and eventually your busted nut that leaks down the taint.
Thanks to the Texas place mat, I was able to have a nice dry post nut nap.
we all know the fishy cold place but apparently it is called some weird name like Sweden or something.
nerdy person: wait Where'd you get your chair from
normal person: oh from the fishy cold placee shop
nerdy person : where??
normal person: the one that begins with I and ends with a I think
nerdy person: oh IKEA??
normal person : yeah the fishy cold placee shop?
nerdy person: that's Swedish
normal person: huh?
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Just as you take my hand
Just as you write my number down
Just as the drinks arrive
Just as they play your favorite song
As your bad day disappears
No longer wound up like a spring
Before you had too much
Come back and focus again
The walls are bending shape
They've got a Cheshire cat grin
All blurring into one
This place is on a mission
Before the night owl
Before the animal noises
Closed circuit cameras
Before you're comatose
Before you run away from me
Before you're lost between the notes
The beat goes round and round
The beat goes round and round
I never really got there
I just pretended that I had
Words are blunt instruments
Words are sawed-off shotguns
Come on and let it out
Come on and let it out
Come on and let it out
Come on and let it out
Before you run away from me
Before you're lost between the notes
Just as you take my mic
Just as you dance, dance, dance
Jigsaw falling into place
So there is nothing to explain
You eye each other as you pass
She looks back, you look back
Not just once
Not just twice
Wish away the nightmare
Wish away the nightmare
You've got a light, you can feel it on your back
A light, you can feel it on your back
Jigsaw falling into place
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the act of meeting a girl(usually) on myspace and after kicking sufficient game get her to meet you and bring
her back to your home and proceed to have sex with her.
guy: i cant believe she had sex with me the first time we
hung out!
dude: sounds like shes a real myspace to my place kind of
girl.
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A phrase instructing the subject to rest his/her forehead on a specified object (such as a table) so that the subject is bent over and easily accessible for doggy-style sexual intercourse.
This phrase is used while slapping the object that the forehead should be placed on with your fingertips, similar to the way the phrase "knock on wood" requires knocking a table.
So you want a good grade on this test, Nancy? *taps the desk* Time to place your forehead.
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A phrase literally meaning 'celebrate the underdog'. The phrase was invented and championed by the British pemo band of the same name.
Morgs celebrated his third place victory like he'd come first
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