Penny for your thoughts?

1. Old phrase that means: What are you thinking? Technically it means: I'll give you a penny if you tell me what you are thinking. It's silly to give a penny or receive one for your thoughts so no one ever does. Peter Frampton used it for the title of his guitar instrumental that can be heard on Frampton Comes Alive.

Penny for your thoughts? Um...let's eat?

OK!

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the yeast of thought and mind

A honorific title for the Globglogabgalab said by him to be his title and or power.

I'm full of shwibbly glib-a-kind
I am the yeast of thought and mind

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Post Ejaculation Thoughts

A thought or realisation after ejaculation whereby you have, either, random or relevant thoughts due to your mind now thinking clearly without sexual hormones being active.

After sex:
Girl: Hey baby, what you thinking about?
Guy: I was wondering why Woody and Buzz were named after dildos.

Recollection of sex:
Guy 1: Did you have Post Ejaculation Thoughts?
Guy 2: Yeah, I realised I didn't want to be with her.

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Same Thought Syndrome

noun -

A condition seen when two people experience similar thoughts as a result of having the same thought processes. Often found between very close friends, siblings, and lovers.

(Can be abbreviated as "STS".)

A: (humming "Bohemian Rhapsody")

B: What the heck!? I was just thinking of that song! Same Thought Syndrome!

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Thought Cancer™

The adverse effects one endures mentally from over-thinking things; usually secrets, inside information, or just the side effects of an over-active imagination.

You wanna know what Thought Cancer™ is?

You're cool with a guy. He settles down with a 'used-to-be' 'round-the-way' girl. They're all lovey dovey and stuff... You have a porno or two of her. You and him are supposed to be good, you and her talk. You start wondering:

Do I tell him?
But suppose he already knows?
But suppose he doesn't know?
Then she's gonna get upset with ME?
But I never told her to film her sexual exploits?
But it's none of my business anyways?
But they look so happy and I'm not the only one with the tape?
He might be upset that I know about it and didn't tell him?
Why did I have to see the damn tape?
Why do they have to be all over the place all lovey dovey?

Before you know it, you're failing exams, losing weight, can't fuck properly, drinking, chain-smoking... all the while the thought cancer is eating away at your psyche.

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bitch you thought

when you are trying to reject or prove someone wrong.

Boy: You want to be my girlfrend
Girl : BItch you thought

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i thought as much

Something that you say when you discover that something you thought was true is really true.

You cheated on me! I thought as much!

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